She's So Cute, How Do I Talk To Her

You aren't cool enough to summon a sexy demon

Tussling with yet another failed attempt to get into the pokeymans (I think rationally it's probably a genre that is Not For Me, like platformers, but that seems so fucking *stupid*), and I have Some Questions for People. Unfortunately I can only put one poll per post, so please be patient while I stack some reblogs.

I was watching the vods for JelloApocalypse's In Stars and Time playthrough, and the dev, InsertDisk5 popped into his chat, and towards the end, stuff happened, and the chat was asking if the dev was ok, and they had the best response: something like, "Hi! I'm a good writer! I am good at imagining things happening!"

Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it

Walzs removes his suit to reveal his outfit underneath It's order sol

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AGES

Adding onto the Ice Age bit from the voice acted streams of "of the Devil" playthrough

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.

The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.

The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.

He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.