If They're Asking For Two Or Three, They Will Probably End Up With 10 Samurai By The End Of It

I’m attempting to move primarily to tumblr for my art (we’ll see). starting off by posting some sulemio! 🍅

i don't remember how i got this thought but i HAD to get it out of me

hospitals are a scam because they dont even give your blood back after taking it to do tests. like come on

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

sulemio fairy au 🦋✨

your eyes lock the world around you seems to fade away you know what this means

TRAINER BATTLE TIME BAM BAM BAM. BAMMMM BAM BAM BAM. BA NAAAAAA,,,,

Lovestruck

they are smol, they will be small wife and tiny groom

teeny

playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished