Grahhh,,, I Am,, Transform Again

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

I was watching the vods for JelloApocalypse's In Stars and Time playthrough, and the dev, InsertDisk5 popped into his chat, and towards the end, stuff happened, and the chat was asking if the dev was ok, and they had the best response: something like, "Hi! I'm a good writer! I am good at imagining things happening!"

Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it

(the box shakes mysteriously, in, like, a cool and masculine way...)

(something in this box loves it when things go ding ding...)

(but nearby ramen is beckoning you, so you leave the box alone.)

The author's poorly disguised fetish

The author's proudly displayed fetish

The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have

The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise

The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing

The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves

The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding

The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through

The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road

The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that

My brother and I both got stitches in third grade on the elementary school playground, and they turned into very humorous stories CW: Blood/injury, but not much Mine was a year before his, and I fell in gravel jumping for a tennis ball and bumping into a friend who also jumped, causing me to fall backward, cutting my arm a bit. I didn't notice until my hand was a little wet, but it all turned out fine, the ER doctor even complimented the school nurse on how she butterfly'd the wound shut. I played lacrosse at the time, and one of the kids asked my dad why I wasn't playing, and what happened to my arm, to which my dad responded by saying I WAS IN A KNIFE FIGHT??? The kid kinda narrowed his eyes and said "yeah I think I would have heard about that" which I and my dad find extremely funny My brother's was a little more storied directly. According to my mom, he and a friend were sledding on a hill by a rock wall at the back of our elementary school. The friend calls out to my mom and says "I think Preston (my brother) got hurt!" She shrugs it off bc how bad could it be right? She gets over to him and says "alright, lemme see..." and Preston looks up from the sled with his face covered in blood from a cut on his head. initially, my mom is obviously very startled before he goes "I'M DYYYYING!!! ALL THE BLOOD IS GUSHING OUT OF MY FACE!!!!" and then she almost loses it stopping herself from laughing, going "come on, we'll get you to the hospital, you'll be fine" "HOW DO YOU KNOW?? YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR!!!" and THEN was hesitant to get into the car because he didn't want to get blood all over the seats (there wasn't THAT much blood) Anyways, those are some enduring family tales about me and my brother

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

man, that game made up of games made from fake-games to advertise even worse games has this theme in the goblin shooting game and its kind of insane

Give her the Gep Gun

molly floating in the void w/ clouds

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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"Can you build me hands?" the robot said.

"Why?" said the inventor. "Your grippers are stronger, more precise."

"Yes. But hands would be better for playing the piano."

"You can synthesize any sound."

"But I can not play music."

"Is there a difference?"

"I want to find out."