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made a matching morg so they dont have to be separated

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

I assume without checking that chips are named bc they look like chips of wood with the way they curl, I refuse to give ground to the British

Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

part 2 of these papercraft printouts!!

part 1

tutorials for putting them together:

https://youtu.be/F-S_oDVQbog?si=Uh_WUN5Okhtfnhvc

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NTTjRq/

Today's Seals Are: Every Body Get Sleepy

what! the fuck.

can you kill us, the audience?

yea like this

Where did you get your clothes, Soup?

what the hell is my cinderaces problem

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest