Shorthands For Dumbassery That I Have Grown To Love Deeply

They could all be guys too, of course, and it could even be something as simple as one is really tall and thin and one is really short and round and they are both into this guy in a suit who orders them to do crimes while he smokes his cigar, and they are both so madly in love with him that they do them, and they always fight with each other but it's actually them learning to work together and it is from that cooperation that they learn that it can work between the three of them, and the cigar guy was actually doing the crimes to teach them that they both loved each other, but now he also knows they both love him and he can't give up the act now, he has to live the lie

m/m/f has had had too much of a stranglehold on the polybait industry. we have to evolve. we have to flip the scripts. we need two girls who are ostensibly both in love with the same dude but have an incredibly charged and potent interpersonal dynamic with each other that is equally as weighty as the romance it is supposedly being presented in opposition to. we need a girl protagonist who has a canonical love interest but is also overwhelmingly and undeniably in love with her same gendered best friend that the source material desperately tries to no homo. of course it goes without saying that they could just all be girls too and that's also fine. we have options, is what i'm saying.

sulemio fairy au 🦋✨

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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bad news, euclid fans! i just disproved his assertation that parallel lines don't intersect for their entire infinite length. i walked along them for approximately 8.6 x 10⁸ km and you know what i found? that's right, a tangle.

they don't touch for the rest of their infinite length though, i did check. in both directions.

hey wanna see some tarantula paws

It's really interesting to conceptualize that after the Dawn of Revival, Music recordings may have become a bit of a lost artifact until magic could be developed to read magnetic tape or records or CDs. Queen's early songs may have actually been lost to time at this point

The reason Sol and Axl are best friends in Xrd is because they're the only people who will get their 100 year old music references.

This is canon and you can't convince me otherwise.

What Comes After type beat