Tshirt Idea I Had

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

part 2 of these papercraft printouts!!

part 1

tutorials for putting them together:

https://youtu.be/F-S_oDVQbog?si=Uh_WUN5Okhtfnhvc

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NTTjRq/

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence

I've always wondered why that was what french art films were about, now I know it's been that way for millennia

Finding out that Lancelot was apparently the invention of a french writer is absolutely hysterical to me. 12th century french poet sitting around reading arthurian romances and thinking "yeah these stories are pretty good but I think what they really need is a french guy who shows up and fucks arthurs wife"

I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.

My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

A friend of mine will buy flavored milk cartons from an Asian mart nearby dispite being lactose intolerant because she "believes the suffering is worth it bc this shit is so good"

like i get that it was probably something adrienne said on a whim without taking into consideration the stuff they put in game (with the sheer length of the script i Really don't blame them) but it's super fucking funny to think about isabeau getting sick from milk and yet it being his favourite drink anyway

it's an unironically really good bit of characterization even if it's not intended and only something real information-obsessed freaks will notice. i love him so much.