People Are Always Like "Oh A Vampire Wouldn't Get Horny While Drinking Someone's Blood, That's Like Getting

Is this anything

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

your eyes lock the world around you seems to fade away you know what this means

TRAINER BATTLE TIME BAM BAM BAM. BAMMMM BAM BAM BAM. BA NAAAAAA,,,,

Lovestruck

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

(the box shakes mysteriously, in, like, a cool and masculine way...)

(something in this box loves it when things go ding ding...)

(but nearby ramen is beckoning you, so you leave the box alone.)

Ok, fess up, who pushed it over

Full Moon over the Temple of Poseidon l Lolos Marios

Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute