Spin This List Of All Of The Pokemon. You Are Now That Pokemon.

losing my mind at this amazing story from r/dndmemes some people’s dnd adventures are just. So Fucking Cool

here’s the link and the story, it’s Amazing

What Comes After type beat

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:

“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”

Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.

“Ow!”

“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”

“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”

The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.

“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”

She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.

“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”

The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.

“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.

“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”

“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”

Sorry if you’ve already been asked this, or if it is an uncomfortable question and you don’t want to answer, but if it exists in ISAT would the chocolate-filled laminated dough pastry be called pain au chocolat, chocolatine, or something else? Also, would Siffrin eat one or is it too similar to a croissant?

oh my god. Oh my god??? I can't belive you would ask me this. On my daughter's wife's dog's birthday. You're asking me this. As if there could be multiple answers. It's pain au chocolat. And nothing else!!!! Siffrin eats those just fine

I order to come up with how the new spell would work, they talk to their wizarding familiar like a programmer to their duck

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

sulemio fairy au 🦋✨