Anti-misery Collar By Maddie Gourney

literally if i won an oscar i would grab it and go “yay!” and squeal and run offstage looking at it no speech at all

I am so high and I can’t believe what ******* said to me omfgg I hate sacha and I’m so mad ****** is cheating on her boyfriend with him like litrlly what the balls I’m so excited for fall

doctors be like "we have no idea what causes this extremely mysterious illness" and the illness affects 1 in 8 women

Love letter from 1913 that opens up to form an art gallery.

someone wearing a red shirt: btw im wearing a blue shirt

bozo on twitter: looking to learn and be educated here. sorry if i sound like hitler, but, how can your shirt be blue, when it's red?

red shirt guy: well u see, not all blue shirts are blue. sometimes they can be red. but that makes them no less blue. there's a little bit of every color in every part of the color spectrum, and an amount of blue dye was used in the production of this shirt

twitter guy: wow! that's so amazing. thank you for teaching me

It's gonna work out. It's gonna work out. It's gonna work out.