“This might be a bad time to bring this up, honey, but I met this real sexy black guy at the gym today. He asked me to go out with him Saturday. Ordinarily, I turn other men down, but he’s a real hunk and I really want to fuck him - OMG, honey, did you just shoot your load!”
And Your Lesson Starts Now
“Baby, why would I wear any panties? You know how I get at these work conferences.”