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You told your wife you wanted to take her to the bar, and then stand away from her and watch other men approach her and flirt with her. You didn’t think she would be up for it, but she was more enthusiastic that you could ever imagine. She wore he sluttiest dress, and gave you a wink and a nod as she watched you walk away from her. You watched a couple of men buy her drinks. She flirted with them but nothing came of it. But the third man really hit it off with her. They flirted openly, she laughed at his jokes, twirled her hair, jokingly slapped his arm away, and let him caress her bare back and her thighs. She even let him grab her butt. Half an hour later, he leaned in for a kiss and your wife made out with him. A few minutes later, they held each other’s hands and walked out of the bar together. She forgot to turn back and look at you.

With all respect to her boyfriend Machine Gun Kelly ...

she is the one...

Megan Fox on MTV VMA’s 2021

Couldn't Help It

No paddy fingers please