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Suggestive Dirty Talk Options

I find that the biggest obstacle in dirty talking is how to start it. That first thing you break the ice with. It can feel a bit awkward at first, but you’ll quickly get the hang of it. I’m a big fan of something I call the and then what technique. Basically you just start with a rather innocent question or statement and then evolve into the next natural thing that would happen. So you say something, and then pretend someone asks you “and then what” and then you answer that question.

So let’s pretend for a second you’re on top of your man, riding him cowgirl style and you want to spice it up a little.

Simply starting with a “you like the way I fuck you?” Is enough to break that awkward ice. He’ll answer yes of course. And then what? “then imagine how Mark (using names of actual guys you know works amazingly) would feel if I fucked him like this”

And then what?

“I would bounce up and down his cock just like this. He’ll get to feel how tight your wife’s pussy is”

And then what?

“then I want him to….”

You get it.

Reliving the past

My husband is very much into hearing stories about guys I used to fuck so this one is his favorite type of dirty talk. The way it goes is when I give him a handjob, blowjob or even ride him, I would say something like “you like the way I stroke your dick?” (asking if he likes it is always a great way to break the ice and initiate dirty talk without feeling awkward). This always gets me a very enthustiastic “YES!” to which I answer something like “this is exactly how I used to stroke [name of guy I used to fuck]’s cock…” (pause for dramatic effect) “except… His was a lot bigger than yours”. This line alone is usually enough to almost bring him over the edge, and if not it’s a great way to go into more details - how did it feel to stroke a much bigger dick, would you do it again, perhaps the guy used to get so horny that he would fuck you before you could finish the handjob, etc. Details, details, details, I can’t stress it enough.

Fair warning: not everyone is into hearing about your past! Make sure your husband is into that before springing this on him.

The commentator

This one is super easy because you don’t feel like you’re talking dirty, you’re just saying what’s on your mind. So the way it works is to watch porn with your man and simply make comments about the movie playing. Particularly about the guy and what you like about him. Compliment his dick, go into details about what you like about him, think out loud like “I really wish I could get fucked like that one day” / “look how big his dick is. He would make me cum so fast with that”

If you’ve fucked someone who reminds you of the guy, by all means tell your husband about it. Watching a porn with a guy who’s fucking some girl senseless and hearing your wife drop the bomb that the guy is the exact same size as some dude she dated in college is a sure way to make your husband look at the porn and all he will see is you being fucked right there on the screen. Very hot for both of you.

The yes ladder

This is a really simple but very effective technique that is easy for new dirty talkers and is guarantueed to drive him crazy.

In a nutshell what you do is ask him some questions that all leads to a yes. With each question the intensity in what you’re asking increases. There’s something crazy hot about this almost confessional way of talking dirty and being “forced to admit” your deepest fantasies. This is a great way to get yourself going, and to test out boundaries.

Optional: let him know ahead of time that you’re going to ask him questions and if he says no just once, he don’t get to cum. See what he’s willing to say yes to - just remember these are forced and horny yesses expressing what he likes in the heat of the moment. They don’t necessarily count in real life.

Example of a yes ladder.

“you like this huh”

“would you like it if i did this to another guy?”

“would you let me pick any guy i want?”

“what if i want a guy who’s bigger than you, would you allow that?”

“do you want him to fuck me hard?”

“what if he makes me cum really hard, can you handle that?”

“what if he makes me scream out his name, can you still handle it?”

“can I fuck him right here in our bed?”

“would you allow me to fuck someone I’ve dated before?”

“even if he really knows how to fuck me good?”

“what if I want him to fuck me while you wait in the other room, will you do that?”

You get it, just continue like this. Make the questions increasingly more provocative and test his boundaries, maybe even cross them if you know he can handle it.

The O-bomb

This method works extremely well if you’ve been teasing and playing with him for a while, keeping him right on the edge and he’s SO close now that you can make him cum any second.

All there is to it is asking him “do you want to cum?” he’ll answer yes almost pleading. And that’s when you drop the O-bomb. The O-bomb is some of the blue thought you put into his head and force him to cum to before he can even react.

For example: he just said yes he wants to cum. You then say “good. I want you to cum while you think of me cumming all over (name)’s big dick” and then you simply force him to cum before he even gets a chance to react. As he’s cumming you keep feeding him the thought over and over until he’s done. “yes, cum while you imagine how he makes me scream” etc.

The story

My personal favorite. One thing is to talk about imaginary stuff that could maybe some day happen. Another is to talk about stuff that actually already happened simply by telling him a story about some incredible hot sex you’ve had, either because the circumstances where hot, because the guy knew what he was doing and fucked your brains out or the guy happened to be seriously hung.

This is also super simple for you because you dont have to make anything up, you simply just tell what happened and describe the situation.

Don’t worry about elaborate descriptions or anything. Trust me he’ll ask you to elaborate when he hears something he likes. Just describe what happened and how it felt for you. Especially the “how it felt” part is very important.

The talk

Now in the safety rules i told you to talk about what he likes and dislikes without touching him so his arousal won’t reflect his answers. This time you do the exact opposite. Simply have a conversation about what he likes while slowly touching his dick. There’s something really hot about just talking while casually stroking him. And you’ll be able to measure his response simply by the way his dick throbs, which is incredibly hot.

How to start it: just casually ask him a question about his likes and as he answers you slowly start touching him while asking him more questions.

The close your eyes and imagine

Sometimes it can be a lot easier if your husband can’t see you when you talk dirty.

Example:

“close your eyes. Do you like my hands on. Your dick? Now imagine i was doing this to another guy. Stroking his big dick just like this. I would be so turned on knowing it isn’t you. My pussy would want to feel him inside me. Imagine how he would push me down and fuck me. Imagine how i would gasp when he starts to stretch me. How I would scream when he goes deeper than you.”

Do you see how the above also make use of the and then what technique to tell the next part of the story?

Putting it all together

Now, I know reading about it and actually doing it is two very different things. When you’re first starting out I actually advice you to plan out your dirty talking. This might not be as sexy and spontaneous, but while you’re still getting the hang of it it’s nice to be a little prepared so you don’t run out of things to say. I would also advice you to start off doing it while giving a handjob, as you will have a much easier time focusing on what to say than if you were giving a blowjob or having sex.

Let’s break the ice with an innocent “do you like the way it feels when I stroke your cock?”

When he says yes I would then say something like “good…. Now close your eyes” wait for him to do it.

Then: “would you like it if I did this to another man?” - “yes”

Then: “you know, [name of ex / bull / fantasy guy] used to love when I stroked his dick. Of course his was a lot bigger than yours, I could barely close my hand around it”

Then: “do you like that, thinking about how I used to stroke his big cock?” - “yes”

Then: “having that big cock in my hands always made me feel so tiny and horny”

Then: “do you want me to show you how I used to suck him?” - “yes”. Then put all your effort into giving the best head you have ever given.

Then: “mmh… Can you imagine how good his cock must have felt in my mouth? I used to suck him just like that until he came in my mouth”.

By now he should be getting pretty close, so it’s time put on the finale. Ask him “do you want to cum?” - “yes”. Start stroking him faster.

“tell me…” - make him say that he wants to cum.

“I want you to cum while you think of me getting fucked by [name]. He would always make me cum so hard. Imagine how I used to scream his name” - if you really want to go all out you could start moaning the name of this other guy, whether that’s your bull, an old fling, your husband’s friend or who ever you like to fantasize about.

Do you see how easy it flows from do you like it, to imagine it’s someone else, to describing how you used to do or would do it on someone else?

With time it will come naturally and you won’t have to plan ahead, but to begin with it’s nice to have an idea of how you want to start it, how you want to end it and how you bridge that gap.

There you have it. My secrets to driving your husband wild. Now go… Make him lose it.

WEDDING CONFESSION

My boyfriend Mark’s older sister got married last October when I was still 18.  Like me, he has two sisters and I consider them my own sisters now since I’ve known them over ten years and been in the family dating Mark for the last four.  We even introduce each other as sisters.  It was Mark’s older sister that got me to go out with him in the first place, but that’s a story for another day.

This story/confession of today takes place at her wedding reception.  There were two waiters that I had my eye on and they both were working our table.  I wasn’t a bridesmaid for her, but was sitting at the first family table with my boyfriend and his immediate family.  I was a bit bummed out that she didn’t pick me to be her bridesmaid, but Mark told me his mom said it wouldn’t be appropriate until we’re married.  The truth is their mom hates me so it was her way of fucking with me, I’m sure.

You may have guessed that the waiters were black, you know me too well lol.  So as the night went on and some of my boyfriend’s older uncles kept handing me drinks I got a bit “flirty” with the waiters when I saw them.  They made sure to take my empty glasses and make small talk as they did.  I wrote down my number on two different cocktail napkins to hand to each of them without anyone else seeing.

While I was in the ladies room I got a text from an unknown number that told me to “meet me in the upstairs ladies room right now”.  I wasn’t about to let my new dress, my expensive hair styling, perfect makeup and nails all go to waste on my boyfriend that night, so I journeyed unseen to the “off-limits to guests” private upstairs ladies room that was used just for the bride and bridesmaids, still unsure which of the two waiters I was even going to meet!

I opened the door to just a big open room with no one in it.  Then I heard a light, whispered “Jenny, back here” from one of the stalls, the big handicapped one.  I walked over, still nervous, but extremely curious and horny as ever for some big black cock.  I pushed the mostly closed door open and when I saw who it was, my jaw hit the fucking floor.  My boyfriend’s sister standing there in her gorgeous dress looking like an angel in white.  Albeit a very drunk angel  ;)

She took my hands and started to apologize for not having me be a bridesmaid and about her mom and why she couldn’t do it, about how she lost her phone earlier and what a wreck she’s been today (she texted me from her husband’s phone), as I nodded and told her I understood and tried to make her feel better… out of the blue she kissed me.  Just mid-sentence started to kiss me and I kissed her back.  Hard.

I’ve had fantasies of fucking someone else on MY wedding night, but I never thought I’d be the one fucking the bride!  Now for background, yes we had kissed before this.  She was in fact, my very first kiss.  Over the years she’s thrown it in Mark’s face when she’s seen us kiss that he should thank her for teaching me so good.  She’s kissed me a few more times through the years in front of him.  He’s never complained.

This was different though, this was more than some drunk kiss or two curious girls wagging their tongues around in each other’s mouths for fun.  This was a serious I-want-to-fuck-you-now type of kiss!

We stood there locked in a passionate embrace, the single hottest kiss of my life and I’d be willing to bet hers too.  Then she reached between my legs and began rubbing my pussy through my panties, something she hadn’t done in a long time.  I moaned into her mouth as she pushed them aside and fingered me.  I had to be more careful with her and her gorgeous dress, but I was able to pull it up high enough to extend the same pleasures back to her, teasing her clit and around the edges of her pussy before finally plunging two fingers inside her.  Overwhelmed by the moment I dropped to my knees as she held onto the bar behind her, I pulled her panties off and handed them to her as I held her dress up so that my eyes could stay locked on hers as my tongue began to dance around her just married, freshly waxed bald pussy.

Yes my knees hurt on that tile floor, but the only thing I could focus on was to give this beautifully blushing bride her first marital orgasm and that mission was accomplished in short order as she clutched the back of my head as I thrust my twirling tongue deep into her gushing pussy.  I pulled off for just a moment to tell her how much I missed her pussy and she began to shiver, quiver and shake, holding me tight as her sweet juices dripped from my triumphant mouth.

She looked down and apologized for the mess she made of me, but I just smiled and gave her a yummy taste-your-own-cum kiss.  She asked, “Do you want me to…”  I just stopped her and told her I didn’t want to mess up her makeup any more than I had as I grabbed her hand and put it back between my legs.  She fingered me, kissed my neck, pulled my dress down to suck on my nipples and gave me an orgasm that I’ll NEVER forget.  That moment has made me cum about a hundred times since.

We cleaned ourselves up as best as we could and headed back down to the reception, holding hands.  When anyone asked where we went off to for so long, we just told them she needed help with her dress.  Since that day, whenever we want to go play somewhere, we just say “I need help with my dress” and we never say no to a friend in need  ;)

P.S. If you’re wondering if I went to go find my boyfriend right after this to go give him a big kiss…  Do you seriously think I’d miss an opportunity like that?!?? 

XoXo Jenny

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