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Suggestive Dirty Talk Options

I find that the biggest obstacle in dirty talking is how to start it. That first thing you break the ice with. It can feel a bit awkward at first, but you’ll quickly get the hang of it. I’m a big fan of something I call the and then what technique. Basically you just start with a rather innocent question or statement and then evolve into the next natural thing that would happen. So you say something, and then pretend someone asks you “and then what” and then you answer that question.

So let’s pretend for a second you’re on top of your man, riding him cowgirl style and you want to spice it up a little.

Simply starting with a “you like the way I fuck you?” Is enough to break that awkward ice. He’ll answer yes of course. And then what? “then imagine how Mark (using names of actual guys you know works amazingly) would feel if I fucked him like this”

And then what?

“I would bounce up and down his cock just like this. He’ll get to feel how tight your wife’s pussy is”

And then what?

“then I want him to….”

You get it.

Reliving the past

My husband is very much into hearing stories about guys I used to fuck so this one is his favorite type of dirty talk. The way it goes is when I give him a handjob, blowjob or even ride him, I would say something like “you like the way I stroke your dick?” (asking if he likes it is always a great way to break the ice and initiate dirty talk without feeling awkward). This always gets me a very enthustiastic “YES!” to which I answer something like “this is exactly how I used to stroke [name of guy I used to fuck]’s cock…” (pause for dramatic effect) “except… His was a lot bigger than yours”. This line alone is usually enough to almost bring him over the edge, and if not it’s a great way to go into more details - how did it feel to stroke a much bigger dick, would you do it again, perhaps the guy used to get so horny that he would fuck you before you could finish the handjob, etc. Details, details, details, I can’t stress it enough.

Fair warning: not everyone is into hearing about your past! Make sure your husband is into that before springing this on him.

The commentator

This one is super easy because you don’t feel like you’re talking dirty, you’re just saying what’s on your mind. So the way it works is to watch porn with your man and simply make comments about the movie playing. Particularly about the guy and what you like about him. Compliment his dick, go into details about what you like about him, think out loud like “I really wish I could get fucked like that one day” / “look how big his dick is. He would make me cum so fast with that”

If you’ve fucked someone who reminds you of the guy, by all means tell your husband about it. Watching a porn with a guy who’s fucking some girl senseless and hearing your wife drop the bomb that the guy is the exact same size as some dude she dated in college is a sure way to make your husband look at the porn and all he will see is you being fucked right there on the screen. Very hot for both of you.

The yes ladder

This is a really simple but very effective technique that is easy for new dirty talkers and is guarantueed to drive him crazy.

In a nutshell what you do is ask him some questions that all leads to a yes. With each question the intensity in what you’re asking increases. There’s something crazy hot about this almost confessional way of talking dirty and being “forced to admit” your deepest fantasies. This is a great way to get yourself going, and to test out boundaries.

Optional: let him know ahead of time that you’re going to ask him questions and if he says no just once, he don’t get to cum. See what he’s willing to say yes to - just remember these are forced and horny yesses expressing what he likes in the heat of the moment. They don’t necessarily count in real life.

Example of a yes ladder.

“you like this huh”

“would you like it if i did this to another guy?”

“would you let me pick any guy i want?”

“what if i want a guy who’s bigger than you, would you allow that?”

“do you want him to fuck me hard?”

“what if he makes me cum really hard, can you handle that?”

“what if he makes me scream out his name, can you still handle it?”

“can I fuck him right here in our bed?”

“would you allow me to fuck someone I’ve dated before?”

“even if he really knows how to fuck me good?”

“what if I want him to fuck me while you wait in the other room, will you do that?”

You get it, just continue like this. Make the questions increasingly more provocative and test his boundaries, maybe even cross them if you know he can handle it.

The O-bomb

This method works extremely well if you’ve been teasing and playing with him for a while, keeping him right on the edge and he’s SO close now that you can make him cum any second.

All there is to it is asking him “do you want to cum?” he’ll answer yes almost pleading. And that’s when you drop the O-bomb. The O-bomb is some of the blue thought you put into his head and force him to cum to before he can even react.

For example: he just said yes he wants to cum. You then say “good. I want you to cum while you think of me cumming all over (name)’s big dick” and then you simply force him to cum before he even gets a chance to react. As he’s cumming you keep feeding him the thought over and over until he’s done. “yes, cum while you imagine how he makes me scream” etc.

The story

My personal favorite. One thing is to talk about imaginary stuff that could maybe some day happen. Another is to talk about stuff that actually already happened simply by telling him a story about some incredible hot sex you’ve had, either because the circumstances where hot, because the guy knew what he was doing and fucked your brains out or the guy happened to be seriously hung.

This is also super simple for you because you dont have to make anything up, you simply just tell what happened and describe the situation.

Don’t worry about elaborate descriptions or anything. Trust me he’ll ask you to elaborate when he hears something he likes. Just describe what happened and how it felt for you. Especially the “how it felt” part is very important.

The talk

Now in the safety rules i told you to talk about what he likes and dislikes without touching him so his arousal won’t reflect his answers. This time you do the exact opposite. Simply have a conversation about what he likes while slowly touching his dick. There’s something really hot about just talking while casually stroking him. And you’ll be able to measure his response simply by the way his dick throbs, which is incredibly hot.

How to start it: just casually ask him a question about his likes and as he answers you slowly start touching him while asking him more questions.

The close your eyes and imagine

Sometimes it can be a lot easier if your husband can’t see you when you talk dirty.

Example:

“close your eyes. Do you like my hands on. Your dick? Now imagine i was doing this to another guy. Stroking his big dick just like this. I would be so turned on knowing it isn’t you. My pussy would want to feel him inside me. Imagine how he would push me down and fuck me. Imagine how i would gasp when he starts to stretch me. How I would scream when he goes deeper than you.”

Do you see how the above also make use of the and then what technique to tell the next part of the story?

Putting it all together

Now, I know reading about it and actually doing it is two very different things. When you’re first starting out I actually advice you to plan out your dirty talking. This might not be as sexy and spontaneous, but while you’re still getting the hang of it it’s nice to be a little prepared so you don’t run out of things to say. I would also advice you to start off doing it while giving a handjob, as you will have a much easier time focusing on what to say than if you were giving a blowjob or having sex.

Let’s break the ice with an innocent “do you like the way it feels when I stroke your cock?”

When he says yes I would then say something like “good…. Now close your eyes” wait for him to do it.

Then: “would you like it if I did this to another man?” - “yes”

Then: “you know, [name of ex / bull / fantasy guy] used to love when I stroked his dick. Of course his was a lot bigger than yours, I could barely close my hand around it”

Then: “do you like that, thinking about how I used to stroke his big cock?” - “yes”

Then: “having that big cock in my hands always made me feel so tiny and horny”

Then: “do you want me to show you how I used to suck him?” - “yes”. Then put all your effort into giving the best head you have ever given.

Then: “mmh… Can you imagine how good his cock must have felt in my mouth? I used to suck him just like that until he came in my mouth”.

By now he should be getting pretty close, so it’s time put on the finale. Ask him “do you want to cum?” - “yes”. Start stroking him faster.

“tell me…” - make him say that he wants to cum.

“I want you to cum while you think of me getting fucked by [name]. He would always make me cum so hard. Imagine how I used to scream his name” - if you really want to go all out you could start moaning the name of this other guy, whether that’s your bull, an old fling, your husband’s friend or who ever you like to fantasize about.

Do you see how easy it flows from do you like it, to imagine it’s someone else, to describing how you used to do or would do it on someone else?

With time it will come naturally and you won’t have to plan ahead, but to begin with it’s nice to have an idea of how you want to start it, how you want to end it and how you bridge that gap.

There you have it. My secrets to driving your husband wild. Now go… Make him lose it.

FLR

She tells you who she’s hot and bothered over and can’t help but touch herself at the thought of him, as she brings herself to climax she moans his name over and over as you watch and quietly watch.

Candice Swanepoel.

Some Nice movies to watch if you are into alternate lifestyle.

1) Mechanics of Desire -- One of the best! Husband can't get it up, so he encourages his wife to fuck other men, while he watches. The wife doesn't want to, but she agrees to save her marriage. The best scene is in the bar. They show the wife's face as she realizes this is really going to happen. Another great scene is just before the end of the movie, where the husband tries to set up the wife in the dirty bathroom of a gas station. I wish the last scene was longer.

2) Bitter Moon -- Leggy wife forces her paralyzed husband to watch as she seduces a black man. I wish they showed the man fucking the wife!

3) Depraved -- The only way a man gets off is by watching his fiancée with other men. The girl doesn't seem to mind.

4) End of Days -- A too short scene of an aggressive man (the devil!) kissing and fondling a woman right in front of her husband.

5) Tough Guys don't dance -- A man fucks a woman in front of her husband. The man likes it so much he convinces his wife to swap with another couple. There's a scene of the man with the other woman, and he hears his wife moaning from the fucking she's getting from the other man. The woman laughs, and says "I guess your wife really likes my BIG husband."

6) Unfaithful -- Pretty good, many scenes of a wife cheating on her husband.

7) Erosion -- A naughty wife fucks another man while watching her husband through the window. Later, she lets him fuck her again, saying "You like fucking another man's wife in the ass, don't you?"

8) Internal Affairs -- Two great scenes. In the first, Richard Gere is fingering a man's wife while talking to him across the table (the husband doesn't know what Gere is doing to his wife). In the second, Gere is fucking another man's wife while she talks to her husband on the phone.

9) Postman Always Rings Twice -- Jessica Lange cheats on her husband in this great scene. Jessica is wearing a garter belt and stockings, and you can see the man fingering her panty-clad pussy.

10) Sex and Consequences -- An older but very sexy Joan Severance (can you say cougar!) cheats on her husband with a much younger man. In one great scene, Joan encourages her lover to finger her to orgasm in a car. They should have made the scene longer, no way she cums that fast.

11) Husbands and Lovers -- A wife spends weekends with her lover. Great stocking scenes.

12) Intimate Obsession -- Jodie Fisher, a very pretty blonde wife, gets picked up in a bar

13) Damage -- Juliette Binoche (great legs) repeatedly cheats on her fiancée, with her fiancee's father

14) Survival Island -- Kelly Brook (very pretty face and a nice body) is stranded on an island with a muscular, handsome stranger (not her husband). She eventually succumbs to the stranger's advances, and lets him fuck her brains out. Later, she's reunited with her hubby, but you can tell she's addicted to the stud's hard body (and probably much larger cock).

15) Ken Park -- Wife (a cougar) cheats on her husband with her son's best friend. She tells her lover his cock is bigger than hubby's.

16) Door in the Floor -- Kim Basinger cheats on her husband with a much younger man. Kim isn't as pretty as she used to be, but her body is still very fuckable.

17) Les Valseuses -- a new mom lets two strangers fondle her in a train

18) Maria's Lovers -- Wife needs more than what her husband can give her. She's seduced on the ferry by a stranger (He pushes her skirt up to reveal her stocking tops. Then he pins her against the door and rubs her pussy over her dress. As he presses his cock against her, he says "You like the feel of that?). Later she lets the stranger fuck her.

19) Married People Single Sex -- Wives cheat on their husbands

20) Dead Calm -- Nicole Kidman and her husband are on their boat. A stranger takes over the boat, and sends hubby away on a damaged boat. Nicole lets the stranger fuck her, and even cum inside her! (What a slut! But she's got an incredible ass and legs.)

21) Eyes Wide Shut -- Nicole Kidman fantasizes about fucking a blonde sailor. A great dream scene of Nicole pulling off her panties as the sailor fondles her tits. Nicole admits to her husband that she would have fucked the sailor if he had asked her. Nicole has great legs!

22) Normal -- Camille Sullivan, a very pretty blonde with small perfect tits, lets a young stud fuck her. Just as they finish, her husband comes home early. Husband goes to the bedroom to find his sweet, pretty wife naked in bed (her lover is hiding behind the door). Husband fucks wife. What's great is you can tell from Camille's pretty face that she isn't enjoying her husband near as much as she enjoyed her young hard lover.

23) Price of Passion -- A good movie about a husband who likes to watch his wife flirt and make out with other men. A little like "Indecent Proposal." This movie would be better if the wife's sex scenes were longer.

24) Killer Looks -- One of the best wife watching movies. The husband encourages his wife to seduce other men. He likes to watch. The wife goes along with it, admitting that variety is exciting, but she's reluctant about it. Sara Suzanne Brown plays the wife with an alluring, southern accent. She has long blonde hair, a very pretty face, large shapely breasts and a flat stomach. Her legs are okay, especially in stiletto heels, but they're not long enough to qualify as killer legs. Does anyone know if Sara ever made any adult movies? Her face is so pretty, I'd love to see her lips around a big hard cock.

25) Scorned -- A great scene where the husband urges the wife (Shannon Tweed) to let another man fuck her to close a business deal. The agony on the wife's face as the man pulls up her dress and penetrates her is exquisite. I wish the scene was longer. (There's another great scene in this movie where a young blonde coed seduces her professor.)

26) Straw Dogs -- A great, long scene where a man forces himself on a wife while her husband is on a hunting trip. The wife initially resists but then enjoys it, lovingly stroking the man's chest and kissing him. Then, after they cum, another man (who was hiding and saw it all) fucks the wife in the ass.

27) Forbidden -- The wife fucks a young man in the car. You can see her wedding ring while her lover pounds her. Tracy Smith (aka Tracy Ryan) plays the wife. She's blonde with a very pretty face, and an incredible body. She's also done x-rated movies. In my book, Tracy is second only to Sara Suzanne Brown in hotness. (Sara has the prettier face and sexier voice, Tracy has better legs).

28) Tryst -- Great movie where the husband and wife go on vacation. The wife is clearly attracted to the French inn keeper, and the husband gives his permission for the French guy to dance with and then kiss his wife. The wife then goes down on the French guy. Later the wife urges her husband to take her from behind, to prove to him she still loves him. Very hot, I wish it had ended differently (with the French guy between the wife's legs.)

29) Voyeur Confessions -- Great scene where the boyfriend urges his hot girl friend to fuck another man. The girl friend is clearly reluctant, but she agrees and goes into a bar to pick up a guy. She brings him back to the hotel room and fucks him, while the boyfriend watches from the next room. Very hot, but too short.

30) Young Adam -- Wife fucks a young guy in the cabin of a boat, while her husband is upstairs steering the boat. This would be hotter if the wife was prettier and had a better body (she's too skinny with sagging breasts). This movie just proves that young handsome men like to fuck married women, even if they're dogs.

31) Zebra Lounge -- A couple decides to swap to make their sex life more exciting.

32) Trapped -- Charlize Theron plays the wife. She's so fucking sexy! She guides a stranger's hand up her shirt, so he can fondle her nipples. He says "your husband doesn't know how to handle you." "So you know how to handle me?" Charlize answers in a sexy, sultry voice.

33) Crash -- Wife fucks a man in the back seat of a car while hubby watches. Sexy stockings!

34) Cruel Intentions 3 -- A guy forces a girl to call up her boyfriend as he eats her out. A wicked scene!

35) Leo -- Elisabeth Shue lets a painter fuck her. You can see her wedding ring as she gets pounded by her new lover. Very hot! Elisabeth has made so many kinky, hot movies, you just know she's a horny slut in real life!