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SPH Experience,Condom:

Buying condoms at a store can be embarrassing but more so when you’re girlfriend makes it worse.

I was lining up waiting to check out, putting the condoms down, along my girlfriend rushed over and picked up the regular sized and replaced them with small.

‘This should be more fitting’ she said. Then I noticed a slight smirk from the lady servicing us. I felt so embarrassed being outed.

I looked back to the two women behind us waiting who had a smirk on their faces that clearly said ‘you just got outed loser’

As we were almost done I said to the two ladies ‘I’m sorry for delay’ in which one responded ‘it’s not a BIG deal’ with emphasis put on the BIG.

It was so awkward, my girlfriend, the women servicing us and the two women behind all knew.

“First rule of the Hotwife Club”

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(via profputo)

You can look but you know you can’t touch. M.