EXQUISITE BIGASS OF BEAUTY ALEXIS

Cumuppance 

Well, I had high hopes but like the game itself, the Super Bowl party was a little anticlimactic.  Peter brought the new well-endowed friend from last night (calling him Juan) along and the three of them went out for more beer when the game was still in the first quarter..  That was the last we saw of them for a few hours.  She was shitfaced when they brought her back.  I’ll assume they took full advantage, but she was a slurring, babbling idiot when they returned, so I just hustled her out of there, took her home, put her to bed and that’s that for the night.  

She does a lot of that, actually.  A couple years ago when the Giants were playing the Patriots, she thought she was incredibly funny every time Henry Hynoski got mentioned, and she’d yell Henry Hinoceros. (Rhymes with Rhinoceros) to no one in particular.  We had to leave that one early too.

It comes with the territory.

#SweetieLoves2Fuck

Oh sweetie, I’m so sorry, did that make your little dick get all hard in it’s cage?

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