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The Big Short (2015) dir. Adam McKay

You don’t have to feel bad. Every man has his strengths and weaknesses. It turns out that your weakness is sex. You’re just not good at it. You’re too small, you finish too quickly, and you don’t really know how to provide me with the satisfaction I crave. That’s okay.

That’s why I found a boyfriend. Now I get to enjoy a real man in the bedroom and have you as my loving husband. That’s what you’re good at. You’re good at all the husband stuff and he’s good at all the sex stuff.

You are good at getting me ready for him. I know you love that. I know you love it when I spread my legs and invite you between my thighs to get me wet. I know you love getting on your knees and offering me pleasure with your tongue. You make sure I’m soaked by the time he arrives so he can slip inside me with ease.

Embrace doing what you’re good at. Embrace being a cuckold husband and preparing me when my boyfriend is coming over to take your place in the bedroom. I know that hurts a little, but that’s your place. You take care of everything outside the bedroom, and he takes care of almost everything inside the bedroom.

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DJR

JORDANA BREWSTER Naomi Kaltman for Maxim (2009)