Your A Faggot Kill Ur Elf

the inherent homoeroticism of "no one gets to kill you but me"

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

Day 10: Lantern

(Haven’t been able to do anything new for @dbdpromptober yet, but todays prompt seemed like a good excuse to share these two side-by-side)

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

yep I'm gonna start crying now

Dear Niko,

Are you doing well? Have you gotten used to life at school? How is the food in America? (I’ve heard it’s not very tasty.) Right now I was thinking  “It’d be so nice if I received a reply from Niko…” so I decided to write this letter. The person who always loves you deeply is not just some person, but me, your mother. Though I think that you can’t imagine that anymore.

Over here, the cherry blossoms are starting to fall from their trees. When I see this, I think about how the dry and chilly season is here again and get sad. You already know this, but - - -

It's Friday. Can you guess what I'm in?

Charles: aw that was aces! right, Edwin?

Edwin: yes it was rather,

*consulting a list of modern slang Niko and Crystal gave him*

Edwin, proudly: poggers :)

Seems like people are trying to troll again because the show got opened up and put on different platforms to view. Trying to start ship wars again. Or more likely just hard up for attention because they try and poke the Cat, and get pissy no one responds to give them their dopamine hit. So time to revive this to remind people.

This message brought to you by the Catwin server.

P.S. GhostCat/CricketCat/CatCrow/CricketCrow/AnimalSanctuary/Payneland/GhostCrow/Cryland/Palasaki are welcome as well. We like everything, cause ya know we aren't judgemental.

it’s unfortunate that (some) people in fandom spaces are starting to get too comfortable complaining and being rude to writers and artists who create contents they personally don’t like (“why are you making this character a top when he’s obviously a bottom? omg do you even understand his character?” “I’m so sick of seeing fan art and fanfic where this character is portrayed as a sadist when he’s actually misunderstood in my opinions, therefore anyone who disagrees with me is wrong and should be shamed” just to name a few I’ve seen) instead of curating their own fandom experiences by engaging only with contents they do like.

you want more fics where (x) is written in this specific way? either write one yourself or politely expressing your opinion about how you hope there will be more fics where (x) is written in this specific way instead of making fandom a toxic place by being rude to writers and artists who dare make contents that are not to your Personal Liking.

if the universe does not revolve around you, strangers and fandom spaces don’t have to cater exclusively to your personal preferences either.

to all my beloved writers and artists, write whatever you want, draw whatever you want. portray that character in whichever way you want to portray. I hope you have fun doing what you love. don’t let anybody tell you what you can or can’t do with the blorbo. go wild. I will always support you