Ultimateedgewhoreofdoom - L-M0L0T0V

CANONICAL ZANT FROM TWILIGHT PRINCESS TRAITS:

-is skilled in dark magic. The Twili were once humans who were cursed and thrown in the twilight realm. All Twili can use DARK MAGIC.

-Zant throws curses around like candy at a parade. He cursed Midna HIMSELF. All those shadow beasts Link fights? Those are Zant’s subjects, other Twili who refused to listen to him. SO HE CURSED THEM AND MADE THEM MINDLESS MONSTERS.

-Zant has no problem killing. He chopped up Queen Rutelia IN FRONT OF HER OWN SON because the Zoras wouldn’t bow to him.

-Zant is a power hungry usurper badass. Ganondorf’s influence was what made him go crazy. He was already willing to do pretty much anything to get the throne, Ganondorf just gave him the toys.

-Zant’s speaking voice is deep. He only screams when he’s fighting because sweet baby Hylia, who isn’t terrified of a scimitar swinging, screaming, dark Mage?

-in summary, Zant is CANONICALLY a badass power hungry murder machine.

The Old Man (Mar 2, 2024)

Yeah... my life is pretty Boring . But hey ! why not !? 😅

So I saw this post and

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Your very typical person

if Phantom Ganon cannot reach you he will spread gloom to the vicinity, like fast..

I had to try it out to see it for myself

It's such an interesting feature.

Ganondorf looking at the shit I do

106: Back in my days we could beat up those nazies all we wanted but nowadays it's always met with "violence ain't the answer" and all that kind of bullshit, hitting a nazi ain't a bad thing and

096: Sure sure old man b-but could you please not stand on the table and yell it in front of everyone, everybody is looking now ;-;

Well he's right, you should punch Nazis

An interaction between these two freaks ❤️

day 20: collection