Oh We Won, This Is Gonna Be A Cinematic Event

no freaking way is that larry

I mean ... thats a beautifull dildo

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the sexual market with iconic shooter protags is surprisingly slim. you cant fuck duke cuz he doesnt get any action. you cant fuck doomguy cuz he doesnt know what sex is. you cant fuck master chief cuz they neutered him. you cant fuck samus cuz shes out of your league

TUMBLR WONT LET ME POST PICTURE ANYMORE ! BRO LET ME COOK !!!!

Replace the his death treat by : Oh yes a question for all the land and people of tumblr..... CAN YOU FIX YOU SHIT PLEASE ????

THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN PRAYING TO ALL ALONG MARK...

The devil is finally here my fellow mandela catalogue fan . I hope the result is not too DECEIVING LOL! 🙄 I forgot to add a watermark but i made it so i do expect people to give me credit if its due!! If this picture happens to get out of tumblr which i doubt but it would be fun even tho i only have instagram and don't even post there because im scared for some reason! same for other social media and i don't own twitter because eww! Sorry for the messy rant 😝 I might post my process and my inspiration in another post just for fun .

My headcanon for him is that he sweats alot

Omg i FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!! LMAO

okay zant stop screaming it's just a tile

Okay this is just getting funny now

"well women are good and men are bad but trans people are oppressed so we've made you an honorary member of the good guys" you idiot. you fucking dolt.