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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

By the way. If yall want to do a small and energy-saving act of resistance...start keeping a journal. No I mean seriously. Document everything about your daily life. Not so much the headlines, but I mean how things are for YOU, personally, every day. Your joys, pains, struggles, lights in the dark. Document it, because there are gonna be a lot of lies and gaslighting down the road in the future, and yes, historians read these and they're important to keep an account of everything happening.

Don't let them erase you from history. Don't let them make up lies to feed the future. We don't inherit the world from our parents, we borrow it from our children. Make sure they have a means to know the truth.

the sexual market with iconic shooter protags is surprisingly slim. you cant fuck duke cuz he doesnt get any action. you cant fuck doomguy cuz he doesnt know what sex is. you cant fuck master chief cuz they neutered him. you cant fuck samus cuz shes out of your league

My headcanon for him is that he sweats alot

Omg i FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!! LMAO

okay zant stop screaming it's just a tile

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

My work for Animal Crossing Zine

sometimes i wish i had facial hair

like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool