You Know You're Assimilated In The Ultrakill Fanbase When The SAM Voice Starts Making Sense

Alternatively, she is put into another universe but all of the machines and Charaters are her peers in her original universe.

Ie. Minos is the principal and Sissyphus is the gym teacher. The swordsmachine is the head of the fencing club. Gabriel is the head of the student council who pretends he's got shit but folds if you do so much as breath on him wrong.

I imagine her seeing one of her peers for the first time would go something like this. Cut Incase your just not interested.

Mirage: never thought I'd say this but thank fuck your here, everything is trying to kill me and I don't know what's going on-

Swordsmachine *pulling out sword slowly*: yea, thank fuck your here. My tank was getting low.

Mirage: ...what...

An Isekai anime where Mirage is the main character but gets hit by truck Kun and reincarnates as V1 in the main game of ultrakill.

The plot twist is that she wasn't brought to another universe but actually the past of her own. The death of mankind and all the shit that happened in hell all was hundreds of years in the past.

So before all the machines killed everything for blood they figured how to cultivate it and make their own little Society.

If anyone makes this a fanfic please tag me as I wanna see it, if it already exists still tag me as I'd like to read it.

I wanna draw this so bad

im incurably attached to happy endings but it's so funny with the archangels now. raphael still taking family photos for his christmas cards even though one is a demon and one is a big gold skeleton.

After seeing the recent posts I just had too,

Fallen Gabe au by @muzzleroars. Raphael is fun to draw.

Just realized I never @muzzleroars right on this one, sorry!

Text transcript:

Gabe: we are not takeing it home

Later

V1: playing with them like dolls

I wanted to draw muzzleroars fallen gabe so bad lol

So last year I had a big end of year test for school and I thought I was gonna flunk as I have a habit of reading too fast and missing the question. So to combat this, I had the brilliant thought of reading it in Micheal the distortion's voice.

I WENT THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF SAID EXAM READING IT IN HIS VOICE.

what was the exam on? Earth science. Fucking earth science.

"what is the difference between igneous and metamorphic rocks?"

I had struggled with earth science all year and some how Micheal helped me pass it.

The worst part? I still do this one tests and exams.

wai- what is- is this a reference?? Intentional??

I love that Markiplier is just universally accepted as the king of fnaf just because he said so. He’s not even the best player. He just said he was the king and we were like “yeah seems legit”

I just saw a guy who looked JUST like Micheal distortion so if I suddenly stop posting I’m probably stuck in a maze of hallways :)

Someone probably already made this joke but When John came out to Garcia about being bi, Garcia told him without hesitation "your not getting out of the war on demons hijo"