I Need Him Biblically

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Brňáci mají kvír šalinu!

everyone shut up. look at how cool shadow is

there is a horse loose in the (children’s) hospital

#this had to be done

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more sketches of my pookie wookie bear

the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy rich. i scroll along at super speed like no today i am only interested in fics with this precise range of words and one of these three tags. only authors i’ve heard of, please. hmm, i suppose i could consider an unknown quantity given its apparent popularity with the people, but… no, no, this summary doesn’t do it for me. no particular reason, it’s just… eh, i don’t need to explain myself. bring me 50 more like this for me to choose from and we’ll see.

Ok but nothing beats the feeling when you find The Fic™ - the grass is greener, the global warming stops and you found ice cream in the freezer. The tags are perfect, it’s like 100k + words and finished. 

Happy Birthday Everyone BBC did not stay down despite getting shot

The Dabi dance reveal remains iconic

the biggest mood killer fr

me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*

fic: *doesn’t exist*

me: