Unaware-passerby - I Saw Nothing

vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people

My fucked up guys i need to get them therapy

pov your client / the disbarred defense attorney you idolized admits to forging evidence at the end of your very first case

can you draw polly and phoenix arguing abt smthing? it doesn’t have to be serious pheonix could just b annoying him (also luv ur art<3)

unstoppable force (apollo's inability to let something go) vs an immovable object (phoenix's commitment to the bit)

… Don't look at me, Phoenix canonically said that even he could wear the Trés Bien's waitress uniform

Did you know you can repeat this to yourself in bed with the lights off and it will only take 15 minutes for your roommate to send a tentative “is everything ok in there” text

pondering life outside of borscht bowl club

Sure

The haters try to put me in a crate at night

“um mr. wright who ya texting?” 

“ur mom”