Absolutely Bonkers That I'm Now One Of Those Weirdos You Hear About On Twitter

pov your client / the disbarred defense attorney you idolized admits to forging evidence at the end of your very first case

pre aai2: simon keyes my beloved

post aai2: simon keyes my beloved (said in a way tgat clearly shows theres something wrong with me

always got his hand on his shoulder RELAX BRO NOBODY'S TAKING HIM FROM YOU!!!!!!

you’re laughing? my combat horse just got plinkoed into eeby deeby and you’re laughing???

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.

damn maybe whoever sent that in (not me bc it’s anonymous) is busy today but wants to go with you thursday so maybe idk like maybe you could book it 👀

when can we go get our nails done my love

i literally asked you to go TODAY and you said no what is this narrative you’re pitching

it took us a hot minute but the badges are done. reblog to receive your badge

you EEBY DEEBY the SCRUNGLO!? you PLINKO the SCRUNGLO LIKE THE HORSE!?

oh, oH, JAIL, JAIL TO TUMBLR FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS

could you draw pheonix discovering his old ugly pink sweaters from college

btw i love your drawings, they are so fucking good!!

the blunder years