How Does This Keep Happening To Me

hamlet / bill and ted’s excellent adventure

Out of context spoilers

the affirmations instagram page is a gold mine

my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged

Happy disbarment day! 🥳

Phoenix has been a piano player for 3 slutty, slutty years now! Way to go, Phoenix!

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not enough gumshoe fans in the world, reblog if youre a true dickhead

Did you know you can repeat this to yourself in bed with the lights off and it will only take 15 minutes for your roommate to send a tentative “is everything ok in there” text

bad ace attorney facebook meme #Ive stopped counting

Do you think Blorbo and Glup Shitto ever explored each other’s bodies?