Except For The Fact That It's An Alien Plant That Reproduces Asexually And Thus Cannot Have A Sexuality

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Makes you wonder how they got hired in the first place

okay, where the frick did this new narrative come from that claims only women are ever misdiagnosed or ignored at the doctor bc it’s bullshit.

My brother, at thirteen, had a tachycardia episode that got him taken to the ER, and the doctor on duty insisted he was on drugs. When my mom and I said he wasn’t, he said we wouldn’t be expected to know. When the test came back negative, he was disappointed and sent us home and told us to Follow-Up With Our Primary Care Professional™.

This same brother also had Kawasaki syndrome as a small child, which can do permanent heart damage. The doctors said it was just a flu.

My littlest brother is sensitive to loud noises and gets headaches from it like I do. When he cried through a concert, a bunch of concerned mothers insisted he had sensory processing issues and should be in therapy.

Little boys are misdiagnosed with behavioral disorders all the time literally just for being like little boys are.

No, awful doctoring is not gender-specific. Get a life and a narrative that holds water.

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Curse World - Parts I and II I thought were kinda dark

Reblog the darkest Episode in Ninjago

yeah but it's Japanese name is the best Zudagōn - literally translates to "head goes boom"

So Blacephalon (That’s UB-Burst’s actual name) is a pretty cool name.

Blast + Cephalon (Fancy word for head anatomy on some creatures).

But you know what’s REALLY cool?

It’s FRENCH name:

Pierroteknik

As in, “Pierro” (a type of clown) and “teknik” (like “technic”)

Aka, a Pyrotechnic.

It’s a clown and a firework. What a stupendous pun.

-Also it’s Shiny form is fantastic. Looks like a Carnival at night:

Also also, you can catch Shiny Ultra Beasts now, including the new ones.

It's none of Morro's business.

I dunno Guzzlord Lmao I have the exact same thing just with Xurkitrees instead

Can you guess what ultra beast is my favorite?

(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

I have been waiting for someone to make this joke forever like omg thank you

Control time, control everything!

If Krux and Acronix got their hands on Dialga, Ninjago would be screwed. Roar of Time would just destroy everything.

The Ending to Hands Of Time

Acronix: Well, Wu, since you're here, we may as well give you a proper welcome. Krux and Acronix: (singing) WELCOME TO OUR CLUB, WELCOME TO OUR CLUB, WELCOME SENSEI WELCOME SENSEI WELCOME SENSEI--