Fnaf Into The Pit

if you say the word “supper” i consider that a red flag.

gay + ass = gas

so my boss’s wife always makes way to much food for him for dinner to where he can’t always eat his lunch the next day at work. as a consequence, he gives me and my other coworker the peeled, and cut up apples she prepares for him.

he’s been lying to her for two years about eating the apples. we have to always return the containers the same day to keep up the lie. we’ve received hundreds of dollars worth of apples and labor.

never beating these caretaker allegations

"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s

it’s for the drip its for the drip it’s for the-

HAND TATTOO OUCHIE OUCH.

HAND TATTOO OUCHIE OUCH.

i talk too much

i talk too much. this was created so i could stop annoying my friends with every thought. thank you to the mini people in my computer

i’m abt to put a dollar in a jar oH mah goodness gracious

i’m so fucking high right now and cinnamon rolls fuck so hard i’m going to cream