Hysterectomy Feels Like It Would Clear Up A Lot Of Space For Storage. If I Get Them To Yank That Sucker

i’m going to lose my mind if my coworker acts any more manager-y. go fuck yourself Sara.

the person i married is the same person i met when i was 5 years old in kindergarten.

btw dating sucks as a concept.

i’m abt to put a dollar in a jar oH mah goodness gracious

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your mom??

My dad.

it’s for the drip its for the drip it’s for the-

HAND TATTOO OUCHIE OUCH.

fnaf into the pit

its honestly so incredibly impressive how this franchise is 1. still active and 2. there is so much hype about it.

this game is terrifying, and is also the only fnaf game ive actually been able to play. i really like the concept of expanding on the book stories. i prefer visuals instead of just reading so this was definitely a hit for me.

These two will be the death of me