I Was A Professional Juggler For Like Five Years And All Of My Friends Politely Pretend It Never Happened.

I identify as “dangerous”

i love the concept of full body armor. my gender is anyone's guess but i sure am armed and dangerous.

Listen. Read. Educate yourselves. If you are unaware, fix that. Do not be complicit in the societal and legal oppression of transgender Americans.

people slipping up and saying shit like “biological name” instead of “deadname” is more or less proof these people don’t actually care about real science they just want smart sounding words and i guarantee if we could manipulate chromosomes they’d abandon all pretext of science and start yammering about how people are born with a “masculine/feminine essence” that “cant be changed” like none of these people actually know the chromosomes real fuckin function and they dont care they just know they cant be changed

Wisdom vs. Intelligence

the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions

Enviromental storytelling

SAY HELLO TO MY BOY

HIS NAME IS HERBERT AND I MADE HIM AND I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH he chillin’ on my shrimp tank :3

how to make ur own herbert with a bendy straw

The thing about adhd is like if you hit any sort of roadblock while doing a task, no matter how small an obstacle, it’s gonna throw you completely off track.

The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.