I WAS SO WORRIED AT FIRST BUT THIS WAS LIKE THE BEST SURPRISE EVER

fun fact about Nubby…he goes ABSOLUTELY HOGWILD BONKERS for crickets! I can’t even surprise him with them because he can hear them from halfway across the room.

From imdb: ”During the filming of some scenes for The Princess Bride, the weather became markedly cold for Robin Wright Penn. Andre the Giant helped her by placing one of his hands over her head; his hands were so large that one would entirely cover the top of her head, keeping her warm.”

comic by Box Brown :: via flickr.com

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

man’s resisting the urge to petpet soooooo hard

i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

Colress: You two don’t do anything right, do you?

Maxie: Nope!

Archie: We’re two halves of a whole idiot.

It’s unfair to judge sharks with labels of them being a  "killer machine" or “monsters”. But don’t you think that, instead sharks themselves, the real monsters here are us, humans?

Think with me, only 5-10 people a year die from shark accidents, but 8000 sharks are killed every hour by the hands of hunters and fishermen. In other words: us

Now I ask you all, who’s actually the real “killer machine” here? I finally made a twitter, it’s @Requinoesis if you want to follow me!

First time posting my knitting to tumblr. Look at my Bug Son

Lovely.

only the mcelroys know the true real gamer pain of picking up a cool little object in-game and carrying it around with you bc you don't actually give a shit about the plot and creating an elaborate backstory for your new little manufactured friend and then eventually flinging it to god knows where and losing it irretrievably and despite massive rescue efforts having to actually move on and play the shitty game about killing as you mourn for your fallen war buddy chodezilla mac the weird tree-lookin decoration