Mans A Cannibal But Just Couldn’t Digest The Grimace Shake

who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?

Colress: You two don’t do anything right, do you?

Maxie: Nope!

Archie: We’re two halves of a whole idiot.

I identify as “dangerous”

i love the concept of full body armor. my gender is anyone's guess but i sure am armed and dangerous.

I am in tears

If these don’t look purely gray to you then you’ve been living a lie.

Calibrate your screen now

School passing through

The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

SAY HELLO TO MY BOY

HIS NAME IS HERBERT AND I MADE HIM AND I LOVE HIM VERY MUCH he chillin’ on my shrimp tank :3

how to make ur own herbert with a bendy straw

Fallout 4 character creation is a trip

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it.