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HEY, LOOK, I FOUND SOME BONUS SIMON SNOW!

Somebody on Tumblr just said she wished there were more Simon Snow excerpts, and I remembered that I ended up cutting and changing a few of the epigraphs — so there are a few extra.

Here’s one! It’s from Carry On!

“Do you know, that when we were kids, they’d sing us songs about you?”

“They did not,” Simon said, throwing an apple at Baz.

Baz caught it and took a bite. “They did,” he said with his mouth full. “Comes, he comes, the Mage’s Heir, with blade of fire and golden hair.”

Baz had a steady, warm singing voice.

“How did they know I was coming?” Simon muttered. “I didn’t even know I was coming.”

“Comes, he comes, the Mage’s Heir,

And should evil meet him there,

The blood will flow, the world will know,

Our just and handsome,

Blue-eyed, winsome,

Lovely, blushing Mage’s Heir.”

“You made that last part up,” Simon said, feeling his cheeks burn.

Baz laughed and took another bite. “I made that last part up.”

Evil creature Ianthe Tridentarius 🤲

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okay um let me galaxy brain here for just a second,,, what if rita is her last name and we've all been bamboozled for 3 seasons

we’ve all heard of the fake dating trope… but have u considered.. fake exes trope…..

‘my new romance-obsessed friend asked me who my last date was with and i was too embarrassed to say i’ve never been on a date so i blurted your name and it turns out they know you’ au

‘i didn’t want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so i just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now they’re storming over to interrogate you and you’re playing along??? okay’ au

‘a mutual friend tried to introduce us, but we already knew each other from LARPing but we’re both too embarrassed to admit that so i jokingly said we used to date and oh god now our friend wont stop interrogating us about it’ au

‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au

‘my current partner is a huge asshole and i need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent ex’ au

‘we’re contestants on a reality show and we kind of hate each other so the producers told us to pretend to be warring exes for the ratings so now we keep inventing crazier and crazier things the other did while we were dating’ au

I love when AFTG fanart has Neil's eyes looking like this:

whoa look who just appeared in my hades 2 playthrough... crazy

“Insert catchphrase here”