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No. Do not whistle. No whistling. It is not The Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

gen z vernacular really is just a mashup of john mulaney quotes vines and gay jokes

If I told you this was only gonna hurt

If I warned you that the fire’s gonna burn

Would you walk in?

Would you let me lead you even when you’re blind?

In the darkness, in the middle of the night

In the silence, when there’s no one by your side

Would you call in the name of love?

If I told you we could bathe in all the lights

Would you rise up, come and meet me in the sky?

Would you trust me when you’re jumping from the heights?

Would you fall in the name of love?

When there’s madness, when there’s poison in your head

When the sadness leaves you broken in your bed

I will hold you in the depths of your despair

And it’s all in the name of love

I wanna testify

Scream in the holy light

You bring me back to life

And it’s all in the name of love

In the name of Love - Bebe Rexha & Martin Garrix

Person A: It’s unhealthy to eat after 7 pm.

Person B, eating cake at 3 am: Well, fortunately time is an illusion.

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I made bisexual memes because I'm bisexual and I fucking love memes.

My Thoughts

What I should be thinking: Trigonometry

What im actually thinking: Why can't I be a unicorn!!!

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app