Kinda Happy My Boyfriend Is A Satyr And Not An Kintype With Fangs, I Dunno If I Could Deal With Having

I can be trusted with fangs. I can be trusted with claws. I can be trusted with wings. I can be trusted with a tail. I can be trusted with horns. I can be trusted with cybernetics. I can be trusted with a form I wasn't born into. Give it. Give it to me

Hmm... what a pretty piece of machinery, such a shame you're having all these issues. Let's get you on the table, yeah? There we go, such a good girl. Hmm. You're overheating. Is there an issue with your cooling system now too, or are you just that easy to fluster? Silence? I thought so. Alright, on with the diagnostic. That's why you're here, isn't it? Mmm. Alright, then let's get started. The cable? This one? Oh, it's just to make sure your software is alright, nothing to worry about. What am I typing? Oh.. I found... a problem! Yeah, a problem. That's all. Oh, you're feeling... off? Interesting. Must just be from the... bug.... getting fixed. You'll feel better soon, I'm sure. Now let's get these pesky legs off and see what's inside, yeah? Good girl.

clink clank clunk

There it is! I found the issue. See this bit of metal? See the scuff marks? Yeah, it's been rubbing up against your other gears and bits and bobs and such. Easy fix. But I am *awfully* concerned about the sound your left arm is making. What sound? What sound? You don't hear it? Here, I'll just pop it off real quick and take a peek, okay?

click, clink, clank

Hmm..... found it! Some gears grinding in an unpleasant way, that's all. A little oil should fix that right up! Why are you still hooked up to the computer? It's still... running software checks, yeah... software checks, darling. Are you feeling any better than before? Hmm, still feeing funny? What kind of funny? Judging by the squirming, I think I know exactly what kind. Let's take care of that, shall we?

Had an idea at work and decided to bring it to life. The blue screen of arousal overflow <3

Don’t forget to treat it to the proper aftercare once it comes back online

asking your robotgirl if she wants to make out and she giggles in her cute little modulated synthetic voice and takes your hands in hers, warm silicone holding your fingers delicately even though you've seen her crush oranges in those hands, and you hear some servos whirring as her entire face opens like a mechanical flower, giving you access to the long, sensitive connector cable that sits where her tongue should be and is just as prehensile

I catch the stranger's eye in the dim lighting of the bar and we identify each other instantly. Her gaze falls to my USB bracelet as she subtly touches the back of her neck and blushes. We share knowledge about each other in that moment, something nobody else can see. Something nobody else can know. But tonight, neither of us will feel alone.

Later, in her hotel room, she lays opened up for me, my keyboard connected to a port in her stomach as I study holographic code projected by her electric blue eyes. The adapter plugged into the base of her skull hums with intermittent vibration and her lips part to a sound of synthesized ecstasy.

I know how to love a woman like her. Like me. And she lets me probe the intimate depths of her programming with every keystroke of my slender fingers. Coupling through syntax. Curled around each other like braces.

For that trust, for what we share tonight, I will make her delicate circuitry sing with lighting.

Computer robot girl who flashes fake warnings and errors just to get your attention. You look over just to see the corner of an error message pop up, but when you actually go and look, everything is fine. She's whirring and spinning like she should and there hasn't even been a device issue.

But it keeps happening. You brush it off at first, thinking it's just.. something that'll go away. You give her a restart. And it keeps happening. You fish through all her external cables, checking each inch of them to make sure they're perfect. Nothing seems wrong.

But she keeps throwing up warning signs. You cannot figure out what is wrong. But you do notice she does throw them less when you're checking her cords. You assume, of course, one of her ports might be damaged.

And then when you pry her open, finally, she gets quiet with those errors and notifications. You think it was just.. something making contact, or something. It seems fine.

She gets worse, though. She's spitting out error upon error upon error every time you try and use her. She will not let you get anything done.

Until you get into her again. Fish around in her insides and then you realize. She's totally played you. She got you hook, line, and sinker. She's putting out genuine error messages now. She's into you rooting around in her insides. That's all she wanted; your devout, sole attention.

Click this for a fun surprise from your local Unhinged Android Woman!

*Uploads a 34 peytabyte zip bomb to your memory drive*

Robot disabilities. Robot who charges slowly and loses power incredibly fast and is always tired. Robot with malfunctioning lenses and can’t process visual information properly. Robot that can’t process anything too large and at a fast rate or else they’ll shut down. Robot with limbs screwed on too loose/just can’t attach correctly, so if they’re not careful they fall out. Robot disabilities,,,

super horny tech proficient robot girl in cybersecurity x super horny outdated operating system robot girl getting hacked and reprogrammed to be an obedient little slut

I desperately want hydraulic limbs that hiss as I stand up for the first time that day, that get stiff on cold days unless I let them warm up. I wanna fiddle with settings for different activities to optimize my performance. I wanna save up for cool new attachments that let me have new functionalities

I also want to do crazy freaky limb removal sex but that’s besides the point