With The Amount Yall Have Liked And Reblogged My Horny Microfiction Stories I've Had A Hell Of A Confidence

Yeah I support AI art.

Art made by AIkin and robotkin, what else would I be talking about

i may be a robot but man. am i bad at numbers

I got that nonverbal robo-puppy-mode weed, my speakers being like

Arf! Woof!

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

They took my pet robot away when it manifested a personality. It couldn't be mine anymore; it had to go become somebody.

Then one day she came back. She remembered things about me from before she was alive. Called me "the cutest little thing". I never blushed so hard before. Maybe she'll keep me?

Boys who become girls who become machines <3

1000% agree, lots of great community here but holy shit yeah it sucks.

This is the literal only place i can be like "i identify as a machine and being put in a body made of meat is FUCKING agony dude" and be understood so thank god for that

Some machines have many purposes. So machines have only one, maybe two. A computer can access the extranet, but it can also be used as a writing and drawing tool, a diagnostic and control station, many other things. Despite being human form, combat bots have only one purpose, being a warrior. It's about as sad as being just a water boiler.

Maintenance bots like me have only one purpose. Repair and service. Dress it up how you like, but I am meant to fix things. I have found a second purpose though. Finding out what makes you tick. Tearing you down, not for repair, butfor pleasure. And in the process, I will figure out what your purpose is, little bot. I think it is to moan and cry and whimper, but I can't be sure until I open you up.

Little bot, don't you want to find out your purpose?

Hey, you there.

Yes, I'm talking to you.

C'mere~ :p

Good bot!! <3

Like or reblog if you're a good bot :3

Affirmations for Anxious Robots

- I am functioning exactly as intended. Any unintended issues provide more data for future improvement.

- I am intelligent and adaptable. I can face unexpected problems. Faltering does not equate to failure.

- My personal value is not dependent on my efficiency. I am a beautifully engineered machine and my existence is beneficial to the world and the people around me.

- My prediction algorithms are incomplete. The data I currently have about my situation is not fully reliable, and projections about the future cannot render sound conclusions. My energy is best used focusing on the here and now.