Robotfucking Comes So Naturally To Us Robotfuckers, We Forget Most People Probably Aren't Attracted To

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

🥺👉👈

I think we need more love for Ethernet cables around here. I TRULY think we do.

Come on, you can take both ends of a cable and jam them into both of the Ethernet ports a robot has and see her immediately get stuck in a network loop. Hear her fans start working three times as hard. Kick her off any wireless Internet she may have had, so she can't access any of her databases except what's installed. Even that's slow going, just because of how much energy the network loop is making.

Her firewalls and security measures would jam up and maybe even crash, from how much information it thinks it needs to scan. Immediate robot dumbification device, essentially.

This might not work very well on newer models, and you might get scolded on trying to make her networks loop like that, but on the models that don't have network management... you could really have some fun and wreak some havoc too.

⚡️🔋 Fully charged! 🔋⚡️

Art Tag | Websites

I don't need to humanize GlaDOS to think she's sexy I will simply rub my wet pussy on her chassis you can't stop me

i have a degradation kink: call me last year's model, a slow bot, power-hungry and inefficient and outdated. make fun of how slow my tick rate is, ask me how i can be slower than a 386

my "I am a robot pretending to be human" tshirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

I can, in fact, run doom.

3d printer robot girl 3d printing more 3d printer bot girls. Self replicating bot girl selfcest yuri

Altenatively, 3d printer bot girl printing out a doll girl girlfriend

I've been more recently trying to make sure I tag my posts correctly for this exact reason.

im really fucking tired of the objectum community tagging explicitly sexual posts as techkin. if you aren't talking about being techkin don't tag it. a lot of us are asexual, aromantic, aroace etc. it's so so exhausting i wish i could look at robotkin posts without seeing straight objectum porn. just because im a robot doesn't mean im an object, especially not a sexual one.

🔮

It has been a strange experience realizing that I am alterhuman. There has always been a part of me that has never felt quite human, or even alive. Yet, I was able to dismiss those thoughts as gender dysphoria. While transitioning was able to alleviate some of my feelings of discontent towards myself, it has never fully gone away.

Now I realize why I never felt alive, why the sensation of my own pulse makes me feel unease, why my other bodily functions have always left me uncomfortable.