Unicorn-virus-syndrome - Fandom Fiasco

My lad's getting cooked in the news letter

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{CASIMIR AND OLLIE ARE OPEN FOR ASK!!!}

As much as I enjoy it when the fandom portrays Dexter and the other Spooky Month villains as getting along quite well, I raise you my personal interpretation:

He actually strongly dislikes them, because consider this: he's been plagued all his life by violent needs he just wishes he could get rid of, and always fears he'll end up not controlling himself and hurt someone on accident, and these FUCKERS go around and kill people??? For FUN??? He'd be like that meme "Wow all these people are insane, thank God i'm normal"

I personally think he'd actually would've gotten along quite well with Lila and the kids. Lila thinks he's a bit off-putting, but she didn't seem particularly wary of him in Unwanted Guest, so I think she'd know he's got a good heart despite everything. I can see him teaching the kids about his job like "And then the rat will get stuck in the trap, and won't be able to escape!" "That's so spooky!" "I know, right?!"

The kids would be SO exicited to spend time with him, just saying.

Also, I thought about an Average Spooky Month scenario where Lila and the kids are in danger, and Dexter just comes out of nowhere and starts horribly maiming the villain, only to then turn to Lila and be like "Hello Miss Lila! Seemed like you needed help, so I decided to exterminate the issue for you!" with the biggest smile ever. He would've 10/10 picked a fight with Bob.

SLOW DOWN SHES TRYING TO ADD A PUN IN THERE SOMEWHERE

(dont ask me how long that text took or what it is in full, I typed it out in clip and Im not looking back my brain hurts jumping into the brain of that deranged bag of HAIR)

FIGHT THE OPEN MOUTH WITH AN OPEN HEART

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

Spamming more Spamton cause I can't stop brainrotting

little Jail Bird au concept: Negaduck is NOT being a complete jerk towards his team after getting their powers.

happy halloween to those who celebrate

bonus

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.