Unicorncake17 - Unicorncake

Pastel lavender skies + 5 cm per second (2007)

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Summoning ancient horrors to enact vengeance on your bullies ✨just girly things✨☺️

I grew up near Old Alton Bridge - this is my stinky little tribute to Goatman/Ryan/Shane’s stinky little bridge

today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:

there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.

My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

So I made a Light Dragon candy tray 🐉🍬

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

🎵Here comes the sun 🎵 do do do do🎵 Everyone RUN 🎵 do do do do 🎵