@charnellecatastrophe

Hey 👋🏾

So, I watched Kotaro Lives Alone...cue the tears. It was sad yet heartwarming.

Smash Bros Kirby chews you up and spits you out, like trash, after stealing/copying something of yours...Kirby is capitalism

So, I got on a dating site, filled out the info and everything, right? Going through some guys' profiles; age preferences; who I think is cute and such. Talking to my sister @charnellecatastrophe about how it's been so far....Bruh, some of them just put "ask me later." "Ask me anything." "Text me to find out XD!" etc. And nothing else! Everything else is just left blank!

Like, the reason you fill out the info about yourself and the type of person you want to date is so you can find someone who might be compatible!

I'm really about ask the most random and uncomfortable questions just to mess with 'em

"Does Hocus Pocus make you horny?" “You ever been to jail?" "Do you know about your car's extended warranty?" "How do you feel about horse porn?" "Do you read 4th grade workbooks for fun?" "Do you like cheese on macoroni?" "Have you ever cut your sister's hair with a chainsaw?"

You said I could ask anything 🤔

@charnellecatastrophe also pointed out how sometimes, it's the reverse: you fill out the info and some don't even read it! Like, say I put that I dislike horror movies. Cue, the meet up and you're buying two tickets for Paranormal Activity 87. Why? Cause, you didn't read my info or look at my interests. Another thing I thought of was safety. Like, what if you're deathly allergic to peanuts, flowers, etc, and I bring Reese's peanut butter cups, or a rose as a meetup gift. Now, you're dying, because you didn't mention that at all.

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

Yes. This. Happy V-Day

I watched this trailer, right? And this shot made me think of something. I have Cerebral Palsy; and this one thing that people with CP tend to do (myself included as a kid 😁) is walk on their toes, heels off the floor. (kinda like a ballerina hehe) So, I was like “I headcanon Barbie has Cerebral Palsy”

2022 Prompt List Spongetober! 🍔

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shawngela in every episode → 5.07

This HAD to be on my blog.

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