I Mourn The Loss Of Canonical Lesbian Emily Prentiss & Bisexual Spencer Reid Everyday. But They Could

“What about you?”

“Nobody needs me.”

“I do. I need you.”

Metatron: Almighty, it’s done.

God *hungover*: Wait, what’s done?

Metatron: I told Aziraphale ‘fuck Crowley’. So he did.

God *groans*: You weren’t actually meant to tell him… ah never mind, at least they finally did it. Six thousand years is way too fucking long. Satan said it’s gonna take them at least ten thousand, so I won. Again. Fucking brilliant. I’m gonna call him. Tell Aziraphale I can marry them when they’re free.

Metatron: ……. M-marry them?

God: ???

Metatron: ???

God: Metatron?

Metatron *sweating*: Yes?

God: I feel like your fuck is different to my fuck.

And again, I have to point out that Reggie is the unsung hero of JATP. Without him being a dumbass and responding with 'You're welcome' to Julie's emotional speech, they would have jolted out of existence.

GIVE REGGIE ALL THE LOVE, GUYS!!!

I feel bad because the series ended when Loki had completed his character arc (conclusive ending) and Sylvie had just begun hers (fresh start) but Mobius was left hanging. Just when everything was about to change for him he found himself right back at square one. Except now he knows what kind of life he could be living and that he'll never get to live it.

The canon LGBT+ character of the day is

Snotlout from How to Train Your Dragon and Dragons: Race to the Edge, who is bi / pansexual!

I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.

REAL !!!!!!!

she carried the whole team, literally

BEHOLD! The Cutie to Mother™ pipeline:

(Cutie —> Hottie —> MILF —> Mommy)

CUTIE

HOTTIE

MILF

MOTHER™ (Mommy!)

The transformation is complete…

Emily Prentiss has had more evolution stages than a Pokémon.

✨ Lokius coded ✨ I mean, it had to be done 😂🙏🏻💕