S1 Spencer In Glasses And Slicked Back Hair Could Get It Every Day Of The Week

Satan probably:

*clicks pen*

You get flies

You get an ugly face because I don’t like you

You get a rotten face because you’re a prick and if you kept your mouth shut in Heaven I wouldn’t now have to do big baddie paperwork and instead I’d still be creating cute ass stars, fucking hell

Eh who’s next

Oh

Ohhh

You get a cute lil snake on your face and you can move it wherever you want my little pretty starmaker…

*God calls*: Satan, are you taking the piss?

Satan: What?

God: You can’t make everyone ugly and give him a cute tattoo like he’s your favourite!

Satan: But he is my favourite :)

God: You’re suppose to be evil!!!

Satan: What if I give him snake eyes. See. Scary.

God: Are you going to blind him from seeing the stars?

Satan: Woah! Dude, you want my job?

God: *ends the conversation*

Satan: *adds a note: and perfect vision*

they’re ✨ sorry ✨

✨ Grill daddy ✨ . . Don/Mobius would 100% be a grill dad 🙏🏻💕

The BAU delivering the (side) profile:

(inspired by @gaytearsnstuff)

Need I say more?

I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.

"I chose to stay silent"

The face i stayed silent with:

just gonna leave this here