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Hopping back on the sketch train with Reggie! Love this dork and all two brain cells that he has

Harley: I’m going to sleep.

Peter: but it’s only 11 pm??

Harley: sorry I’m not falling asleep at the morning because I was reading 200.000 worded gay fics at night.

Peter:

Peter: okay you got me here. Have a good night.

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

✨ Lokius coded ✨ I mean, it had to be done 😂🙏🏻💕

Hi everyone! I’m Natalie ☺️ A freelance digital artist from Scotland 💕 Currently hyper fixating on Loki series 💕 . Commissions: open . Patreon: patreon.com/natendo_art Etsy: etsy.me/2MT5BHB Kofi: ko-fi.com/natendo_art Email: natendo91@gmail.com

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Moon, a hole of light, Through the big top tent up high Here before and after me, Shinin' down on me Moon, tell me if I could, Send up my heart to you? So, when I die, which I must do, Could it shine down here with you? - my love mine all mine; mitski

I do not have anything else to say right now

the quiet whispered way Owen Wilson says 'let time pass' is actually devastating.

don't ever let anyone think he's somehow a lesser actor than Hiddleston just because he cut his teeth in Ben Stiller movies not Shakespeare. That wistful delivery gutted me every bit as much as Loki's shaky smile when he realizes what he has to do.

I am Loki of Asgard. And I am burdened with glorious purpose.

It's an insane mindfuck that Tom Hiddleston is fueling Lokius by giving us more reasons to ship it. Also, Tom, I find it hard to believe you've been unaware of the name this entire time.

#the Nowhere Man who waits and the God of Stories who watches

“What about you?”

“Nobody needs me.”

“I do. I need you.”

I feel bad because the series ended when Loki had completed his character arc (conclusive ending) and Sylvie had just begun hers (fresh start) but Mobius was left hanging. Just when everything was about to change for him he found himself right back at square one. Except now he knows what kind of life he could be living and that he'll never get to live it.

✨ Grill daddy ✨ . . Don/Mobius would 100% be a grill dad 🙏🏻💕

Satan probably:

*clicks pen*

You get flies

You get an ugly face because I don’t like you

You get a rotten face because you’re a prick and if you kept your mouth shut in Heaven I wouldn’t now have to do big baddie paperwork and instead I’d still be creating cute ass stars, fucking hell

Eh who’s next

Oh

Ohhh

You get a cute lil snake on your face and you can move it wherever you want my little pretty starmaker…

*God calls*: Satan, are you taking the piss?

Satan: What?

God: You can’t make everyone ugly and give him a cute tattoo like he’s your favourite!

Satan: But he is my favourite :)

God: You’re suppose to be evil!!!

Satan: What if I give him snake eyes. See. Scary.

God: Are you going to blind him from seeing the stars?

Satan: Woah! Dude, you want my job?

God: *ends the conversation*

Satan: *adds a note: and perfect vision*

The canon LGBT+ character of the day is

Snotlout from How to Train Your Dragon and Dragons: Race to the Edge, who is bi / pansexual!

Metatron: Almighty, it’s done.

God *hungover*: Wait, what’s done?

Metatron: I told Aziraphale ‘fuck Crowley’. So he did.

God *groans*: You weren’t actually meant to tell him… ah never mind, at least they finally did it. Six thousand years is way too fucking long. Satan said it’s gonna take them at least ten thousand, so I won. Again. Fucking brilliant. I’m gonna call him. Tell Aziraphale I can marry them when they’re free.

Metatron: ……. M-marry them?

God: ???

Metatron: ???

God: Metatron?

Metatron *sweating*: Yes?

God: I feel like your fuck is different to my fuck.

🌧️ VAVOOM 🌂

Crowley deserves his own big vavoom after everything that happened and Aziraphale is more than happy to give it to him💕

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