Shit You Right, I Have Every Line Of That Movie Memorized, Even The Ads, To The Point Where My Parents

Shit you right, I have every line of that movie memorized, even the ads, to the point where my parents are concerned. But good Lord, every time Leo says, "come to daddy," I have to physically restrain myself from charging at the tv screen😩👌😍😍

Sexy power moves

Leo:

Sexy Power Moves

Biting his lip. Ooof❤️❤️👅

Donnie:

Sexy Power Moves

Literally any time this boy shows off. Confidence=Sexy

Mikey:

Sexy Power Moves

Every time this loud boy get excited it’s just contagious? If he so much as smiles I’m fuckin dead

Raph:

Sexy Power Moves

The Fucking smirk. The SMIRK. Oooooooooooooh lordy❤️❤️

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5 years ago

BNHA OC Form, Destiny

Alright imma finally post some of my BNHA stuff I’ve been working on. I know that this OC sheet was made by someone but I’m not sure who because my little sister is the one who sent it to me, so if you know please tell me <3 

|Basic Info|

Name: Destiny Makino

Nicknames/Aliases: Dessy, D

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Birthday: 7/12

Sexuality: Pan

Height: 5’3”

Weight: 130 lbs

Hair Color: Metallic grey at roots that fades to white at the tips

Eye Color: Right eye - Black/dark grey , Left eye - Lavender. Wears grey contacts to hide her prominent eye colors

Skin Color: White 

Looks: wears glasses. She can see fine without them, but it helps her focus.

Occupation: UA student

|Relationships|

Parent(s): Disowned her and her sister at a young age. Refuse to have children who ruin their image

Sibling(s): Octavia Robel - Twin sister

Relative(s): N/A

Friend(s): Her sister (?...)

Romantic Interest(s): Denki Kaminari  

Pet(s): Robodog

|Hero/Villain Details|

Hero/Villain Name: Ganroda

Costume: Short skirt with shorts underneath. Tanktop. Hair in a ponytail. Utility belt. Barefoot.

Motivations: Her parents suck in general and she wants to prove to everyone that her and her sister that two is better than one, and that the world could be better if people used their quirks in harmony rather than fighting for their own singular glory. She also wants to keep tabs on Octavia seeing as she is more reckless. 

Quirk: Weaponize

Abilities: She can transform any part of her body into any weapon.

Weaknesses: The bigger the weapon is, the more pain she is in. Pain usually comes in the form of migraines, but if she really overworks herself, her arm that was the weapon will become paralized

Other Abilities: Has always been able to perform a telekinetic connection with her sister. Can merge abilities with her twin sister. Has a secondary quirk that only her sister knows about; when making skin to skin contact with another person she can see flashes of their future.

|Statistics|

Power: 5/5

Speed: 1/5

Technique: 4/5

Intelligence: 6/5

Cooperativeness: 3/5

|Backstory|

Her and her sister are the children of a very wealthy family and were disowned as children. When they were born not only identical, but with every cell the same their parents became scared of what it could mean. When they finally manifested not one but two quirks each, both parents cursed them as bad luck and refused to have either child if they weren't perfect. Ever since they have lived under new names on their own. They both stay away from using their combined power so they wont reveal who they are.

|Quote|

Knife hands, because now you can mince a bitch before you saute her


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7 years ago

I JUST SPIT OUT MY COFFEE

the cha cha slide in full metal armor


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6 years ago

@waterstar2016

*bangs pots*

HELLO EVERYONE IT’S FANFIC WRITER APPRECIATION DAY!!!

*bangs Pots*

GO SHOWER YOUR FAVORITE FANFIC AUTHORS WITH WELL-DESERVED LOVE!!!

5 months ago

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

5 years ago

I can 100% get behind these <3 <3

You got any Dabi HC's (nsfw of course) 💗💗💗

You Got Any Dabi HC's (nsfw Of Course) 💗💗💗

⚠️NSFW⚠️

Here you go love!💕💕 These were all I had at the time, I feel like they’re quite mild 🤣🤷‍♀️💦💦

• Dudes vocal as hell if you find the right spot.

• His back and hips are his weakest points durning sex and in general.

• He’ll immediately be turned on if you even so much as drag your lips over the exposed part of his skin under his shirt collar.

• He’s more of a Sadist than a Masochist, his pain tolerance is through the roof phenomenal.

• Choking is a big turn on for him, both giving or receiving.

• Loves when you leave hickies on his hips when you go down on him.

• Dragging his nails down your skin and leaving welts is something to be expected from him.

• He loves leaving Marks on your body in visible places letting everyone know you’re a thing and only his.

• He loves receiving lap dances.

• Hes the best in the League to give head, that’s for damn sure.

• Big Switch Energy

• Can be the world’s laziest lover one second then the most horniest bastard you’ve ever met the next

• Expect for him to constantly stand behind you, he won’t even lie when you ask him about it, even before you’ve ever fucked together.

• He’s an ass and thighs man

• Loves random blowjobs and hand jobs.

• Hes got a thing for being caught, whether it’s by himself his pants at his knees hands on his dick or straight up fucking.

• Makes sure you’re comfortable but still a bit careless, asking if you’re good then completely ignoring your answer.

• He is a ‘no means no’ guy unless he knows he might be able to get away with it (rarely)

6 years ago

Cuddle: Mikey💛

Kiss: Raph❤

Fuck: Donnie💜

Marry: Leo💙

💚💚💚💚

You guys know that game Kiss Marry Fuck?

Well now I introduce Kiss, Marry, Fuck, and Cuddle!

Reply with your preferences! :D

For me, it’s:

Cuddle: Leo; Kiss: Donnie; Fuck: Raph; Marry: Mikey~


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7 years ago
unitato722 - Unitato722

How about the boys reaction to if s/o accidentally mumbled "fuck me" instead of "fuck you"? Thanks😄

Leo: *in too much of a blunder to realize the confused phrase* “Well… fuck me too! Wait what”

How About The Boys Reaction To If S/o Accidentally Mumbled "fuck Me" Instead Of "fuck You"? Thanks😄

Raph: *smirks and pulls them close* “Your wish is my command”

How About The Boys Reaction To If S/o Accidentally Mumbled "fuck Me" Instead Of "fuck You"? Thanks😄

Donnie: *snorts and whips off his glasses dramatically* “If you insist, my dearest”

How About The Boys Reaction To If S/o Accidentally Mumbled "fuck Me" Instead Of "fuck You"? Thanks😄

Mikey: *scoffs and feigns poutiness* “what, no foreplay? No romance? I’m feeling disrespected. I am NOT a piece of meat”

How About The Boys Reaction To If S/o Accidentally Mumbled "fuck Me" Instead Of "fuck You"? Thanks😄
7 years ago

Yaaaaas

Yaaaaas

Alright how about the guys are sent to go wake their crush up (cause they stubborn and love sleep) and when they try to wake them crush makes cute smol noise like a small chuu or anime sound effect. What would the boys do?

LEO

Alright How About The Guys Are Sent To Go Wake Their Crush Up (cause They Stubborn And Love Sleep) And

“Batafurai, wake up…!” Leo coos to you as he sits next to your sleeping frame, a hand running over your covered frame lovingly. 

“Nooo…!” You whine cutely, mangled hair covering your face.

A sweet smile crawls on his lips as he slowly stands, “Fine… Five more minutes.”

RAPH

Alright How About The Guys Are Sent To Go Wake Their Crush Up (cause They Stubborn And Love Sleep) And

“C’mon, get up.” Raph grunted. Sure, he could just pick you up off of his body and go pee, but it was pretty much time for breakfast so they both might as well wake up.

“Mmm…” You made a purr like hum, and Raph stiffen. Why were you so cute? He could try again later…

DONNIE

Alright How About The Guys Are Sent To Go Wake Their Crush Up (cause They Stubborn And Love Sleep) And

Donnie glanced down at your sleeping form for a moment, a small smile on his face. You looked so calm and cute and at peace.

He couldn’t think of anything that could make this moment more-

Oh my god. Did, did you just coo in your sleep?

MIKEY

Alright How About The Guys Are Sent To Go Wake Their Crush Up (cause They Stubborn And Love Sleep) And

Look at the way your hair is displayed on the pillow… How the shadows trace your features…

Mikey tugs out his camera, ready to take a picture, until you do a cute little yawn and roll into a sitting position.

“Uh, what are you doing with that camera?”

“NOTHING! WHAT CAMERA?! THERE IS NO CAMERA!”

1 year ago

This made my fucking day. I'm wheezing at these

Incorrect Tmnt quotes

Mikey: What does 'take out' mean? Donnie: Food. Leo: Dating Raph: Murder Y/n: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Donnie: Favourite horror movie?

Mikey: It

Raph: Saw

Leo: Annabelle

Y/n: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Leo: Croissants: dropped

Raph: Road: works ahead

Y/n: BBQ sauce: on my titties

April: Shavacado: fre

Mikey: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Donnie:

Donnie: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Y/n: Change is inedible.

Donnie: Don't you mean inevitable?

Y/n, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Mikey: Hey Donnie,

Donnie: Yes?

Mikey: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Donnie:

Donnie: Where’s Y/n?

Donnie: April isn’t answering their phone

Y/n: I’ll call

Donnie: Casey and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

April: Hello?

Y/n: Top 30 reasons why y/n is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Raph: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

Mikey: I'm incredibly fast at maths.

Y/n: Alright, what's 30x17?

Mikey: 47

Y/n: That's not even close.

Mikey: But it was fast.

Donnie: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Raph: Nope, absolutely not.

Leo: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Mikey: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Casey: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Y/n: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Splinter: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Leo: ...I did. I broke it.

Splinter: No. No you didn't. Mikey?

Mikey: Don't look at me. Look at Y/n.

Y/n: What?! I didn't break it.

Mikey: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Y/n: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Mikey: Suspicious.

Y/n: No, it's not!

Raph: If it matters, probably not, but April was the last one to use it.

April: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Raph: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

April: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Raph!

Leo: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, person A.

Splinter: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Raph: Splinter... Donnie’s been awfully quiet.

Donnie: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Splinter, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Splinter: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Splinter:

Splinter: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

'Can I copy the homework?'

Donnie: I can help you with it!

April: Yeah, sure.

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Raph: lol nope.

Mikey: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Leo: *Read 5:55pm*

Leo: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

Leo, driving y/n and April: So how was your day?

Y/n: We almost got surprise adopted!

Leo: What?

April: We almost got kidnapped.

Leo: Oh, okay.

Leo: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

7 years ago
I Would Pay To See This 😂😂

I would pay to see this 😂😂

AU that everything is the same but Raph’s name is Picasso. 

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Unitato722

/23/ Adult content. I'm a big tmnt fan but my soft spots are for Donnie and Leo 💙 💜 I love to write but my phone sucks so sorry if it takes forever to upload.

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