I'm Feeling Down Today So How About A Depressing Ask. What If The Guys Knew Something Was Wrong With

Honestly sounds like my perfect reality lmao

Real shit tho. Most of these men are pussies too cause they won't do it even if you beg 😩😭😮‍💨

Guys always want a gf that watches anime until you tell him how badly you want to be folded in half like a pretzel and stuffed full by Toji Fushiguro until it's spilling out and you no longer know whether you have legs anymore ☹☹ like bae ☹☹☹ I thought we were bonding ☹☹☹☹

*Me as a human being*

The bros are all sitting around eating dinner when Mikey pulls out the first pun, (you wanna pizza me bro?) and Raph is already groaning. Soon it turns into a competition between Casey, April, Mikey, and Donnie.

Eventually Leo joins in.

Raph gives up and starts walking away before I stop him and ask for a favor. He gives me a wierd look but agrees.

At the end of a particularly bad pun (from Leo) I slam my empty soda bottle on the table where Raph crushes it with his fist. "Wow guys, that was soda-pressing."

*Cue airhorns*

Casey face palms, April claps, Mikey loses his shit, Donnie is so shook he can't move, and Leo looks like he's praying.

*Yea, definatly describes me in a nutshell*

😂😂

And maybe at some point Raph brings up the smol fact while during a fight or something and Leo's just like, "tf you whining about Picasso?!" And there's like a moment of silence and Casey is the first one to start laughing hysterically and Raph just looks at him like, "really dude? I trusted you!"

And in the end Splinter is the one who passes out from laughing so hard and Raph is just standing there pouting with his arms folded like the angry vieny cucumber he is.

Do you have any Raph headcanons? I don't really know what to specify, just anything would be super cool! (I love your writing and reading through your blog, keep up the good work!!!)

((Thanks so much, this is the best I can do right now.))

-Raphael sleeps with one leg hanging off the bed. For body temperature regulation purposes. Maybe an arm will be included.

-He has an old stash of **magazines** under his mattress. Amazing what people throw away.

-His favorite food (besides pizza) is Enchiladas. I feel like he’d have a taste for spicy things…Mexican food in general??

-He sometimes thinks about how the rest of his brothers’ names ends with an “o” and his doesn’t. It makes him feel like he stands out, but not entirely in the weird, outstandish way. If the shoe fits…

-Raphael sure was the bullying-type of brother when he was younger, but quickly grew out of that after he hurt Donnie’s feelings a little too much. He got in sooo much trouble with Splinter and learned his lesson real fucking quick, though he naturally regretted doing it even before his punishment.

Happy New Years!

(I'm not really into the whole "new year new me so here's something else😊)

May Leonardo bring you emotional strength, selflessness, loyalty, and honesty wherever you go.

Might Raphael fill you with strength, capability, passion, and determination.

I hope Donatello supports your intellect, mindfulness, care, and peace.

May Michelangelo bring you compassion, happiness, humor, and good will.

And May Splinter bestow upon you wisdom, fortune, and reflectivity.

Happy New Years 🎉🎉

*old wizard voice* FOOL OF A TOUQE

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

buddy

bud

pal

neighbor

*australian voice* mate

*cowboy voice* partner

This is adorable and shone some light into my dark, sad life. Thank you for this😍😍😭😭💖💖

How would Leo act like a gentleman to his crush or s/o? Like little situations or behaviors for my boy in blue. Please and thank you 💗💗

((A/N) If you want more (like fluffy stuff - holding hands, how he’d cheer you up etc) please just ask. Leo is my second favorite and I would LOVE to write more)

- he would hold any door open for you

- he’d give you 294285 compliments every single day. From the way you look, to how he loves that shirt on you, to telling you what a beautiful soul you are

- he’d be comforting whenever you feel sad

- he’d rub your back and tell you that everything will be fine

- he would ALWAYS put you first

- he’d share his favorite tea or food with you

- he’d protect you from whatever

- let’s say you’re afraid of spiders, he’d make sure there wouldn’t be a single one in the house / room / apartment / lair.

- he’d constantly ask you if you’re okay and if not he’d try to make it better

- he’d get some pads / tampons for you when you’re on your period

- he’d cook for you after a long day

- and he made your favorite dish

- Leo would know when you needed privacy and would leave you alone for as long as you needed

- no looking at you when you were changing clothes (when you first started dating, now he does it from time to time)

- always speaks up if anyone makes fun of you

- especially if any of his brothers are giving you a hard time

- in bed, he would always ask if you’re okay and if not he would immediately stop

- he’d always ask before trying something new (like bondage for example)

- if you were okay with it, he’d take is as slow as he could, to not hurt you

- speaking of, he would NEVER hurt you

- he’d treat you like a princess and would read every wish from your lips

- he can read your mind like no other and when you frowned he would want to know what happened

- if you need a cuddle, he’s there. if you need a make out session, he will be there immediately

- he’d buy you little gifts

- like chocolate, flowers or just give you love letters and poems that he wrote

- he loved writing poems about you

- and would read them to you as soon as he was done

- he’s never been one to show off his private life but with you it was different. his brothers needed to see how happy you make him

- whenever you send or show him a selfie, he’d immediately put it as his lock screen

- also he’d tell you how beautiful it is (and he truly means it)

Please reblog this if fanfiction has been beneficial to your mental health.

Tied

Hawks x F!Reader

This is pure smut. *yeets fic at @redrehab​* MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCH, I LOVE YOU <3

You stared down at your phone for what must have been the hundredth time in the last hour. Be ready for me angel. That was all it said and, coming from your boyfriend, it could mean a variety of things. However, minutes after receiving the text, he had sent an attachment. Staring back at you was an image of his clothed cock straining against the trousers of his hero costume.

The shiver that ran through your body was one of excitement as you dug through your drawers for the perfect attire to greet him in. An hour later the sound of tapping against your window drew your attention as the hero slipped through and landed in your room. When he saw your scarcely clad form laying across your mattress he let out a low moan as his wings folded behind him and he took the steps between you two, discarding his jacket and goggles before he was on you. When your lips crashed with Hawks’ it was sloppy and wet, but it perfectly conveyed the desire behind each swipe of his tongue and every stroke of his hands in your hair. You pulled him down against you as you rolled your body up into his in an attempt to relieve the pressure in your core. 

Hawks growled as his hips snapped up to meet yours, his hands reaching down to strip himself of his shirt which joined his jacket on the floor. You couldn’t help the moan that left your lips as your hands roamed across his muscular chest. When your hands wandered down to the hem of his pants, drawing teasing feather light touches across the skin, his lips detached themselves from yours to stare down at you with his piercing yellow eyes. “Fuck angel, you’re just begging for me aren’t you?”

Instead of responding you dug a hand into his hair and tugged it to the side so you could kiss and nip along his neck. For a minute he seemed to be enjoying the attention, but all too soon his hand was wrapped around your neck as he forced your head against the mattress. “Oh baby, you should know better than this,” he purred in your ear as his hand reached down to unbutton his pants.

Once he was standing in nothing bit his boxers his hand tightened around your throat as he whispered, "stay right here for me angel." You could only whimper in response and he gives you a chaste kiss before walking over to your shared dresser and retrieving some silky rope. As he walked back you obediently lifted your hands above your head and he smirked in appreciation. 

As he tied your wrists to the headboard you came face to face with his sculpted chest. You bit your lip as you watched his muscles flex above you. Before you could stop yourself you ran your tongue along the grooves of each ab, shivering at the sweet, but salty taste that covered your lover. You felt him shiver above you before he finished tying you and moved back to look you in the eye. "What do you want babygirl?"

You arched yourself into him as much as you could. "Please Kiego, touch me," you begged, grinding your leg against his clothed cock. His hips bucked at the friction and his hands snaked underneath you to remove the red bralette, your breasts bouncing out into his waiting palms.

"God, look at you," he groaned as his eyes roamed over your bare torso before coming to land on the marching red panties you still wore. His hands trailed down your body leaving goosebumps in their wake as his fingers slowly hooked into the waistband of your panties and pulled them down. "Already so wet for me."

His mouth latched onto your thigh and he bit down, eliciting a moan out of you. He licked the mark before leaving a light kiss and moving towards your core.

His tongue licked at your folds and you gasped at the absolute sinful sound that left his mouth. "You taste divine angel, so ready for my cock," he growled as he inserted a finger into your sopping entrance and curled it just right.

"Yes Kiego. Fuck I want you inside of me," you moaned as he added another finger. Hawks was taking his time, but you weren't having any of it. As his mouth and fingers continued to work against your core, your fingers reached up towards the knot holding your wrists. "Babe please," you begged, and your boyfriend lifted his head, his fingers still moving inside of you.

"What was that baby?" He asked with a smirk. You bit your lip and glared at him as your fingers laced themselves into his blonde hair and pulled him up for a kiss. You both moaned into each others mouths as his fingers left you. When you separated he lifted his fingers to your mouth, his eyes burning with lust as he said, "suck."

As your lips closed around his fingertips, your hands suddenly wrapped around him as you flipped your positions. Hawks let out a startled yelp and his feathers ruffled, but before he could react you had tied his hands together with the silky rope. "I'm sorry little bird, but you're mine now," you muttered as you brought his arms behind his head with one hand and pulled his head to the side with the other.

Your lips brushed against his jaw line before biting into the skin of his neck, drawing out a deep moan from your lover. "Come on love, let me take care of you," whispered against his lips. Your hands reached down to remove his boxers and his cock finally sprang free. You hovered your dripping entrance over his cock as you smirked at him. "Tell me what you want Kiego, beg me for it," you instructed as you nibbled at his ear.

"[Y/N], please," he begged and you pulled at his restraints. "Fuck, please angel, I want to be inside of you, I want to fill that pretty pussy of yours."

Satisfied with his answer you pulled his arms over your head as you sunk down onto him. As you took a second to adjust to him you felt his legs quiver beneath you. God he was already so close. "Awe, are you really so aroused by me taking control of you little bird?"

You barely heard the breathy, "yes," as he thrust his hips up into yours. Good god, he definitely wasn't little, no matter how much you teased him with the nickname. In response you ground down against him as you sunk your teeth into his shoulder.

"Angel I- shit… I'm not gonna last long."

Honestly neither were you after looking at his face. His eyes were half kidded, his pupils blown wide as he watched himself disappear inside of you. His mouth was open as he let out heavy pants and his hair was sticking to his forehead, his wings splayed out beneath him and twitching slightly.

Fuck if he wasn't the most beautiful person you'd ever seen.

Your hips began to stutter as Hawks started to piston his hips up into yours, meeting your hips with each downward thrust. 

"God Kiego, are you going to fill me up? Do it, fill me with your cum."

His hips snapped up a final time before both of you were overcome by your orgasms. You felt Hawks body spasm beneath you and a sense of pride that you had been the one to fill him with so much pleasure.

You carefully untied his wrists and dropped the rope to the floor as you kissed him slowly. "Are you ok love?"

Hawks nodded and pulled you closer as he cuddled into your chest. "Perfect. I love you so much [Y/N]."

You smiled happily as you watched him fall asleep against you, your hand combing through his hair as you pulled the sheets over both of you and whispered, "I love you too Kiego."

Any time @shycitychick

I feel like Splinter is that kind of parent. Like he'll meet the reader and be like, "I'm so happy my son's have another human friend who cares about them," but the second they outta hearing range he looks at them dead in the eye and whispers, "if you hurt them I will end you." And he just like opens part of his robe so you see he has throwing knives he keeps on him.😂😂 (Thought you migt enjoy my sleep deprived thoughts😄)

I needed a laugh 😂 Thank you hun! ❤😊🙏