Any Embarrassing Stories Splinter Is More Than Willing To Share About When The Boy's Went Through Puberty?

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So let's say the turtles are taking a shower when S/O runs in (something spilled on them or they were victim to one of Mikey's pranks) and jumps in with them for a quick wash. How's that gonna turn out for each turt? 😘 Thanks, I love your blog!!💖

Leo isn’t too sure on what his stance is–he obviously covers himself when his sweetheart barges into his shower. Though, considering (with a blush) what they’ve done through the course of their relationship, this doesn’t seem too off to Leo. He still gives them privacy, looking away while they wash up and such.

Raph isn’t pleased–the shower stall is already cramped enough with his huge ass shell grating the walls, and now his babe needs to wash up. The sight’s lovely and all, but shower time is his time, and he’ll pout and grumble till you finish up, before resuming his turn.

Donnie throws his hands over his chest and squeaks when his little love comes in with God-knows-what on their body, and isn’t too quick on questions as he listens to their spiel about Mikey and his paint balloons. He quietly helps them clean it off, and doesn’t mind sharing the shower–though he makes a note to design a larger shower for the both of them to share.

Mikey doesn’t flinch, he’s all for sharing a soak with his babe–and helping them wash out whatever that is in their hair. He’s very cool with it, save with a few wandering touches here and some gropes there. He lets out the heartiest churr when you start scrubbing his shell as a thank you. This moment might end up making Mikey want to shower with his bae more often to be honest.

I can 100% get behind these <3 <3

You got any Dabi HC's (nsfw of course) 💗💗💗

⚠️NSFW⚠️

Here you go love!💕💕 These were all I had at the time, I feel like they’re quite mild 🤣🤷‍♀️💦💦

• Dudes vocal as hell if you find the right spot.

• His back and hips are his weakest points durning sex and in general.

• He’ll immediately be turned on if you even so much as drag your lips over the exposed part of his skin under his shirt collar.

• He’s more of a Sadist than a Masochist, his pain tolerance is through the roof phenomenal.

• Choking is a big turn on for him, both giving or receiving.

• Loves when you leave hickies on his hips when you go down on him.

• Dragging his nails down your skin and leaving welts is something to be expected from him.

• He loves leaving Marks on your body in visible places letting everyone know you’re a thing and only his.

• He loves receiving lap dances.

• Hes the best in the League to give head, that’s for damn sure.

• Big Switch Energy

• Can be the world’s laziest lover one second then the most horniest bastard you’ve ever met the next

• Expect for him to constantly stand behind you, he won’t even lie when you ask him about it, even before you’ve ever fucked together.

• He’s an ass and thighs man

• Loves random blowjobs and hand jobs.

• Hes got a thing for being caught, whether it’s by himself his pants at his knees hands on his dick or straight up fucking.

• Makes sure you’re comfortable but still a bit careless, asking if you’re good then completely ignoring your answer.

• He is a ‘no means no’ guy unless he knows he might be able to get away with it (rarely)

This, this is amazing 😍😍😍

Ok so I was reading the fic where Raph goes crazy when his s/o churrs and I was hoping that you could do one with Donnie. This time tho he's all shy bean until s/o churrs back and then he loses it and takes charge. We need more shmexy Donnie, and also your blog is amazing. I've been reading your stuff for the last hour. Thank you for being an amazing, beautiful human 😆😄😁😁❤💜

Thank you so much for the request! Hope you like it. Your kind words are making me smile.

WARNING 18+ CONTENT!!!

After getting home from work she hurriedly showered and changed into a black pencil skirt and lavender top. She applied a little gloss to her lips, mascara to her lashes and spritzed on some strawberry scented perfume. Taking one last look in the mirror she grabbed her keys, and locked her apartment door. As she was driving she found herself happily singing along to the radio. She couldn’t wait to see him.

His name was Donatello. He was tall, covered in lean muscle, and very nerdy. He was also a mutant turtle and had a Bo that he effectively wielded against crime. Donnie and his four brothers had rescued her during an altercation involving the foot 11 months ago. She always had a soft spot for the nerdy but strong type, and it didn’t take long for her to see past their physical differences.

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*Naruto runs aroumd corner into the room* *takes out megaphone* YES HELLO, I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE WHAT AN AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING YOU ARE!💖 *Scurries back around corner *

omg tysm my dearie cmere so i can give u kisses

Omg, I never noticed until now 😂😂

Raph actually says, "Leo I'm gonna hit 'im"

“I can’t see me loving nobody but you for all my liiiiife!”

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I feel like human Mikey would be Tom Holland

Human!Turtles (2014/16)

SO, 

if the turtles turned human. And they didn’t look like the actors that played them, how do you think they’d look? I HAVE IDEAS, BUT FEEL FREE TO CHALLENGE ME (:

Leonardo:

TOTALLY think he could be a young Tom Welling:

LOOK AT THAT SMILE

YESSSS IS IT JUST ME WHO SEES THIS ASDFGHJKL;

Raphael:

Charlie Hunnam is my go to man for Raphael:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN

ARE YOU TELLING ME RAPH WOULDN’T KEEP A BEARD (mainly bc he’s too busy working tf out to realise he has hair on his face) AND BE A COMPLETE HUNKY HUNK HUNK

Donatello

DONNIE = Nicholas Hoult

SWARVE AF AND HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

LOOK AT THAT LADIES AND GENTS 

I couldn’t find any big gifs pls don’t kill me bUT LOOK AT THIS SMART GENTLEMAN I COULD TAKE HIM OUT FOR DINNER AND LET HIM MEET MY MOTHER GOD DAMN

Michealangelo:

I chose Dylan O’Brien for Mikey bc why wouldn’t I…

ABSOLUTE GOOFBALL LET ME LOVE YOU ASDFGHJKL;

SO SMOL SO BEAN MUST PROTECT!!! (also couldn’t find any body/big gifs for dylan imsosorry)

ok yeah that’s all enjoy this my loves, also pls tell me if u think i’m wrong bc i probably am <3

Pun War

2k16 Donnie x Reader

Warnings: SFW, funny/stupid/cringy puns, fluff man the FLUFFFFF

Summary Oneshot: Donnie has been crushing on you ever since he has met you. You’ve been crushing on the smexy nerd also. Then puns come in. Donnie started it, but you finished it.

Oh yeah it was happening. Once was a small competition and now a full on war. A pun war of course. First you, the boys, and April were all hanging out. You all watched movies, ate pizza and hot wings, and then Donnie spoke up. It made you completely freeze.

“Hey Mikey?”

“Wassup bro?”

Donnie had a small smirk on his face and his brothers knew that smirk.

“How do you throw a space party?”

Raph huffed, “Mikey please don’t ask how…”

Mikey ignored Raph and was actually curious about what Donnie was saying and asked, “How?”

“You planet.”

Mikey sat there for a moment, then he got the pun and his lips made an ‘oh’, meanwhile April giggled at Miley’s reaction and Donnie’s pun. Leo only smiled while Raph rolled his eyes and groaned, but that got him an elbow to the side by Leo. You prepared for this moment. You were the queen/king of puns. You picked up a piece of pizza (with the most cheese) and snickered.

“Bro that was cheesy…” You said, taking a bite of your slice, smiling.

“Oh no not you.” Raph groaned, yet again earning another elbow to the side from Leo.

April knew you for a long time and she knew that smirk on your face. She was already pulling out her wallet. Meanwhile Mikey snickered and Leo chuckled, shaking his head at you two. Donnie was shell shocked for a moment. Did you just call his pun cheesy while also making a pun? He had nothing to say, still in shock, making you smirk. You grabbed a small ketchup packet from April’s lunch, throwing it at Donnie.

“Come on Donnie ketchup.”

Donnie jumped and looked at the ketchup packet. Ok so this is the way it’s gone be? A smirk started to play a way on Donnie’s face slowly.

“The yolks on you. That pun was a load of crop.”

You tried your hardest not to let out a giggle, but you didn’t stop the smile from forming on your face. Oh yeah, it was on.

“Let’s act like Adulterers here.” You spat back.

April covered her mouth with her hand, trying to stop her giggles. Leo was only smiling, while Mikey kept snickering, but he was so close to laughing. Raph rolled his eyes, but secretly you were good at this whole pun thing. It was really punny. Donnie shook his head at that one and cleared his throat. He picked up the small bucket of wings.

“Try not to wing it?”

You snickered and picked up your soda can, “Wow that pun was soda pressing.” Taking a sip afterwards.

Mikey was already laughing and April still fought to keep her giggles laughing. Leo kept chuckling and a small smirk was shown on Raph’s face. His smirk got larger as Donnie gulped. Mikey then whispered to April.

“Bet my money Donnie wins.”

April scoffed and whispered back, “Please y/n is champion…”

Donnie had no idea what to say, but then weakly said, whilst picking up a slice of pizza, “Do you wanna pizza me?”

Your snickered and quickly grabbed a small packet of salt, “Oh Don don’t be salty.” You held up the packet of salt for him to see.

Donnie rolled his eyes, “I am not salty!” He pouted.

You faked a pout and picked up the small packet of pepper, “Aw, here, let me pepper your evening with more of my puns.”

Donnie huffed, but he smiled. He had nothing. For once he could not come up with anything. April smirked as Mikey whined, giving her twenty bucks. You smirked in victory. Then picked up a slice of pepperoni pizza and pointed at it.

“My puns cannot be topped.”

Boom! Mic drop bitch.

Donnie nodded, impressed, but he would come up with more puns! He will! Leo finally let out small laugh, while Raph full on grinned. April smiled, mentally celebrating her own little victory as she held her knew twenty bucks. Mikey just laughed. In the end Donnie held out his hand towards you, now a friendly smile on his face.

“Well done.” He said as you both shook hands with each other.

A small blush was starting to form on your face, but you nodded, “Not so bad yourself.” You said, smiling.

Donnie chuckled and the rest of the night you both had huge smiles on your faces. Oh but this war wasn’t over. Donnie was gonna win. He was competitive. And if it meant researching puns all day and all night, then so be it. Secretly he just loves talking to you…

I would like to thank a very good friend of mine for this idea. It sucks because tumblr won’t let me tag her. *holds up fork* Well fork you to tumblr!

THERE'S A SECOND ONE!!😱😱😍😍😍💙💙💖💖

Ooo more fluffy Leo stuff please!! It's sooo good 💗

- hand holding, a lot of it

- cuddling too

- he would always try to touch you or have you close (like rubbing your back, playing with your fingers etc)

- forehead kisses

- he would watch your favorite show or movie with you even though he might not understand it (maybe it’s the topic, the humor or genre)

- same goes for music

- he might even listen to it when you’re back at your own home, just to memorize the lyrics

- would try to get you into his favorite things as well

- he would NEVER forget your anniversary and even celebrate it each month

- flowers or cute poems

- written by himself of course

- he’d have a whole wall of pictures of you

- most of them he took himself

- some of them were of both of you

- he’d change his lock screen almost daily cause he loved every single picture of you

- he might whistle when he thought he was alone, just because he was so happy with you

- he’d watch you sleep but not in a creepy way

- he just loved the way you looked when you slept

- he’d compliment you every day, especially when you felt down

- cute af nicknames

- maybe something in Japanese like Hana (flower)

- already imagines your children

- and has names for them

- he’d often place you in his lab so he could cuddle you from behind

- he loved it when you put your head against his plastron

- he felt invincible when you did that

- always smiling when you’re around or soon are

- even when his brothers are pissing him off, fuck that he will see YOU later

- would ask Splinter what he thinks of you

- is happy when Splinter says you’re a wonderful human being

- always puts your happiness above his own

- but loves to vent to you as well

- never gets physical, just ranting about everything that’s pissing him off (come on, even he needs a break from time to time)

- he knows you’re the only person who can calm him down

- he would sleep much better when you’re next to him

- he would even sleep in sometimes

- he could relax so much with you, like a huge weigh is lifted from his shoulders

- he’d occasionally lift you up and carry you to wherever you want

- just to be cute, you know

- would always brag to his brothers at how amazing you are

- would call you his forever girl

Oh God it really is 😂😅

I love characters who can strike fear into the hearts of their friends simply by uttering the words: “Hey, I have an idea.”