I Think 5’3 Idk

Starbucks employee had a they/them tag on so I stopped myself from calling them sir or ma’am and asked if they preferred sir, ma’am or just their name and their face lit up

moral of the story is just asking our preferences for pronouns or titles doesn’t make you sound dumb, it actually makes us really happy

real homies respect trans people!

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

I want to be face down ass up at their feet as they sit on the sofa. I'm their good boy fidget toy with my ass plugged and cunt stuffed with a dildo, they play with my cock to have something to touch while they watch TV. It's not for my pleasure, it's their amusement. I want them to tug and stroke and fondle my cock until I get so wet the dildo comes sliding out. I want them to push it back in with a slick pop, "good boy, that's where that belongs" they say absentmindedly, my throbbing cock is quickly ignored while they lazily fuck my cunt. I don't have their attention, my pleasure is not the focus. I'm just their fidget toy.

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

drink water drinkwater drink water drinwater drink water

hastily slapped this together in a few seconds