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Sometimes I still think about the person who stole my phone and I feel sorry for them, because if they have been curious and looked through it, they have found themselves surrounded by smut fanarts about my otps, emo music and unfinished fanfictions
Me, reading fanfiction: *laughs* *sobs* *screams*
My family: wtf is wrong with you let me see
Me:
Destiel
What people think Destiel shippers want;
Dean: *for the 400th time this episode* I LOVE YOU *dramatically swoons into Cas arms*
‘Everyone suddenly becoming TV gay stereotypes or suddenly acting OOC’
Cas: Sam who?
Dean: Sam who?
Sex and making out all the time.
What we actually want;
Dean: You Do (x) and you’re sleeping on the couch!
Cas: I’m an angel Dean, I don’t sleep
Sam: You didn’t think that one through did you
Dean: Shut up. YOU’LL STILL BE ON THE COUCH
Cas: It’ll be an escape from your snoring!
Dean: I DO NOT SNORE
~~~
Dean: Did you take my pillow?
Cas: …. no.
Dean: huh *walks off*
Sam: You better give him back the pillow
Cas: I thought he wouldn’t notice
~~~
Sam: *to both of them* Oh no I have already learned my lesson about knocking before entering your room.
~~~
Occasional kisses, like one sex scene if neccessary.
-Sitting next to one another
-still acting as best friends
- Sam and Cas being the ultimate BROTP
- Cas teaming up with Sam to pull pranks on Dean when they’re having a disagreement, Dean roping Cas into pranking Sam, Dean and Cas pranking each other.
-ACTUALLY TALKING TO ONE ANOTHER.
-More references to pop culture Dean has introduced Cas to
- Dean spouting some lore knowledge because he just likes listening to Cas say it and Sam getting irritated that Dean doesn’t listen to him as much when he starts talking about lore.
-when exiting a motel, Sam walks out a different room door to Cas and Dean but there’s otherwise very little mention of it.
-Dean and Cas using more cover names that relate to bisexual musicians and pop culture figures - Dean already has an ID for Freddie Mercury seen in s1e1.
-Cas staying in the bunker, if the writers don’t want Cas in the storyline for that episode, he’s in the bunker researching lore for the Big Bad of the season whilst Sam and Dean get some needed time off hunting something smaller, or training Jack or something that means he doesn’t constantly leave all the time.
IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK
Me: hears a sad lovesong on the radio that I never cared about before
Me: *trying not to cry as I think about my otp*
Me looking for fic after I finish watching a TV show or movie
Sam: My husband passed away recently..
Gabriel: Quit telling people I’m dead!
Sam: *yelling angrily* WELL MAYBE IF YOU STOP FUCKING PRETENDING TO BE DEAD I WOULDNT KEEP TELLING PEOPLE YOU WERE!
Le me: *opens Tumblr after a really long time* I wonder why I didn’t check it more often.
~eight hours later~
Me: oh, that’s why.
Dean: I will put my A down to make “A”
Castiel: I will add to your A to make “AT”
Gabriel: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”
Sam: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Dean: *flips the board*
OH MY GOD CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW CUTE JACK MIMICKING DEAN IS THO
LIKE SERIOUSLY
HOW
WHY
ITS JUST SO FRICKING CUTE
HE WIPES HIS MOUTH AFTER JUST LIKE DEAN
AND BRUSHES HIS HANDS
AND BASICALLY JUST TRIES TO ADOPT DEAN’S MANNERISMS, LIKE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SO FRICKING ADORABLE
also 5 bucks says sam’s thinking “so this is what would happen if cas and dean…”
i swear i’ve read this in like a thousand different fanfics before
Supernatural: A Summary
Sam: This plan backfired
Dean: We need to fix this!
Everyone: No! Please don’t
Angels: *tries to stop TFW*
Castiel: GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND!
*Destiel eye sex*
Sam: this is my fault
*flips beautiful hair dramatically*
Winchester #1: *keeping something from the other*
Winchester #2: is there something you’re hiding from me?
Winchester #1: No
Winchester #2: oh ok
Later on in the season
Winchester #2: You lied to me!
Winchester #1: I’m sorry!
Winchester#2: *full on soap opera* I cant be near you!
Dean: SAMMY!
Sam: DEAN!
*one of them dies
*come back to life
Winchester #1: *while hugging* oh thank Chuck you’re alive! I will never lie or keep something from you ever again!
Whinchester #2: ok I forgive you
*more Destiel eye sex*
Sam: ok I think I have figured out a way to fix our problem. But there is a small chance we could set off an even worse problem.
Dean: let’s do it! What’s the worst that can happen? What do you say Cas?
Cas: I don’t know Dean this could be a bad idea
Dean: please? *heart and puppy eyes*
Cas: *Brain singing: I will always love you with heart eyes and a rainbow in the background* ok
*plan backfires*
*Adam dancing in the cage*
*and repeat*
when my otps are talking about their addictions lol
Dean: I want to marry someone whose name starts with C so we can be DWCW with will of course stand for “Down with the CW”
Jack: My dad’s name starts with C
Dean: Hi, Your new dad here, I went through your blog and noticed some vulgar language, Consider yourself grounded.
;-;
First Kiss
Dean had imagined his and Cas’ first kiss forever now. Probably to the point where it was unhealthy. And now that Cas was human, it fueled even more thoughts and fantasies.
Sometimes, he liked the thought of them being in battle, and they had just thought they’d loose each other. They would share a heated kiss, and Sam would be smiling, breathing heavy against a wall.
Other times, maybe they’d be watching a movie and a kissing scene would come on. The hero gently leans in to kiss the girl, and fireworks would go off. He would get Cas’ attention, then pull him in for a soft kiss, and Sam would get up and leave the room smiling.
Maybe, if Sam found him desperate enough, he would push Dean into Cas, and he would give a nervous chuckle, before Cas would kiss him.
Never in a million years, would he expect it to be like this.
“One, two, three, come on buddy,”
Pressing his lips against Cas’ cold ones. His hands over Cas’ still chest.
“Dean, Dean we have to go.”
“One, two, three,”
Another kiss followed, this one wet and salty. Deans tears streamed down his face, as Sam grabbed his hand. “Dean!”
He whipped around, facing his brother towering over him. “We’ll come back for him later, we have to go now.”
Sam helped Dean to his feet, and pulled him along.
——
Maybe, Cas would be the first to kiss him. He would be doing research, and Cas would be walking past, and place a gentle kiss on his neck.
Or even, they would be in a fight. Cas would push him against the wall and kiss him rough. They would stop their arguing, and make out wherever they were.
They could be on a hunt, and somehow have to go as an undercover couple.
“Dean?”
He would stutter something, having to think fast. “We’re a couple.” He’d tell the person.
“Dean please talk to me,”
Having to grab Cas’ hand, they’d be in their soft outfits. Maybe talking to a nice old lady, or a happy couple.
“Please, it’s been three weeks, at least move from your bed. Give me a sign you’re even alive! Stop staring at the wall like you can’t hear me!”
Him and Cas would constantly have to play couple, and Cas would kiss him on the cheek. They’d go back to their motel, and finish the kiss there.
“Dean, please, it’s Sam, remember me? Dean I know it’s tough with Cas gone-“
They might have bought a house on the beach. Just him and Cas, drinking beers and fishing. Getting out of the life.
“But I need you here, please Dean, wake up from whatever coma you’ve put yourself in.”
Dean had imagined his and Cas’ first kiss forever now. Probably to the point where it was unhealthy.
Dean and sam can’t just resist him💘💘💘💘💘
When you read so many gay fanfics that you start becoming unsure about your own sexuality
Me at least 5 times in one supernatural episode: oh my chuck this is breaking my heart Alexa play carry on my wayward son
Me: tonight, I’m going to bed early, so tomorrow I’ll be well rested. :)
10k fanfiction about my otp:
Can I mention how slowly Cas touches Dean?
How slowly he puts out his hand, always giving him enough time to pull away if he doesnt feel safe.
No matter what, it’s always slow movements.
He holds his hand up, letting Dean know what he’s about to do.
Or he puts his hand somewhere unthreatening, like his shoulder.
He wants Dean to feel safe around him, because, as Dean constantly forgets, he’s an angel. An all mighty, cosmic being that could rip him into shreds with a snap of his fingers. He doesn’t want Dean to be scared of him. It’s his way of holding up his hands and surrendering, moving carefully to prove that he won’t hurt him.
I’m crying over how careful he is not to break dean someone help me
I just remembered that when I was a kid I put serious thought into an idea for an edgy villainy themed department store, like as a genuine career goal I devised to be completely within the realm of possibility and if I remember correctly my idea included:
Satirical ads and signage just bragging about being a soulless corporation
Scary uniforms with optional helmets for employees
Only sinister music ever plays
Large, obvious security cameras with visible laser sights
Menacing but technically correct signage, like “corpse flesh” for meats
A pet section with only snakes, spiders, scorpions and piranhas
A moat outside with live alligators. Bass Pro fishing shops already actually do this so why not.
Overwhelmingly large horror dvd selection, all other genres condensed into a smaller section presented kinda like the weenie hut from spongebob
“Skeletons” as an entire department
Carnivorous plant nursery in the garden section
The store holds very frequent raffles and contests but the prize is always knives
My reasoning besides it being fun was that everyone was probably sick to death of businesses pretending to be wholesome and caring about you and people are also just bored in general so the spectacle itself might pay for the cost of its gimmicks and actually all the regular items would be as cheap as possible
Hey
Okay so while I drew this, I have two songs I listened too. Both covered by the YouTuber Lollia. The first is "Love is War" and "Calc." I highly suggest you check her out, she has an amazing voice. Check her out ONLY if you want too. Until next time bai! 💜
If you think I will watch all Detroit: become human Videos of Connor and Hank that are out there even though they are always the same scenes, just edited differently….
Then you are absolutely right.
hank anderson used to be a killer dungeons and dragons dungeon master and so one day when connor finds the evidence of old forgotten dnd characters he bugs hank until he explains the game
hours later connor is playing a one person campaign and won’t stop being nice to the trolls guarding the potion he needs to save his village
“Connor, for fucks sake, roll for an attack!”
“Reasoning with the trolls seems like a better method of gaining the potion.”
“CONNOR”
When people are born, they have a streak of hair the same color and texture as their soulmate’s natural hair. You are born with a blue streak that floats in the air, and no matter what you do you can’t get it to lay flat on your head.
I really love how Bryan Dechart got so much attention. He deserves all the love he gets and even more than that. He’s such a nice, gentle and beautiful human being. The love of the fans towards Bryan is probably my favorite thing in the world right now. You go, son.
