Latest Posts by unknownuniverse66 - Page 9
Nepeta Lejion!!!
Some Spades Slick fanart. He is honestly one of my favorite characters!
Gemini - WTF #Zodiac #Signs Daily #Horoscope plus #Astrology !
advice on how to dab
and there you go, pretty soon youll dab like a pro
me: is near tears watching old videos and realizing just how much of an impact homestuck has had on my life, my friendships, my art and projects, and how if it weren't for homestuck I wouldn't be who I am today.
also me: lol homestuck is trash
heuheuhuhehhuehuhe
This is beauty
IM SO SORRY. @actuallyjohnegbert @clubsdoze hey Gamers
My favorite homestuck character
Okay, but Jack Noir is THE perfect cartoon villain, and cartoon villains are hard to do well.
-Hilarious:
Goes on a murderous rampage because he doesn’t want to wear a silly outfit, and because he’s bored. Gets off on dog magazines. Which is funny because later he actually becomes a dog. Murderous impulses prevent him from escaping prison. Don’t tell me that didn’t have you laughing your ass off.
But also Terrifying: Ho. Ly. Fuck.
With the body horror chimera thing goin on and the fact he pops out of nowhere and Then he gets the pool ball eyes and Holy Actual living fuck. Bout wet my pants when he killed bro. What good is a villain if they can’t get your heart pounding a little?
-Not exactly a complex well rounded human being-(doesn’t really need to be since we understand he’s supposed to be like a video game NPC)–But multifaceted he can hold his own in comedic, dramatic, and action scenes. And he can do them in quick succession. Hates Queens.
Loves Jade, and Licorice Scotty dogs, and Murder.
-But most importantly-Narratively logical. His motivations are silly, and irrational, but he still HAS very clear motivations we can some up in one or two sentences.
He kills everything in sight because being omnipotent is boring. He chases after the Felt because it’s his town and his turf. He Stabs the guard because we’ve establish over and over again that he kind of is addicted to bloodshed. There’s never any confusion as to what his motivations are. And if there is, it is perfectly obvious a mystery is being set up and we’re not SUPPOSED to know, not because the author doesn’t know. This makes him scarier because we know that he’s actually driven to do evil deeds. And it makes him funnier too because watching strange and quirky characters be themselves in awkward situations is one of the oldest forms of comedy there is.
But seriosuly though, how many cartoon villains, or villains outside cartoon genres, have you seen who only ever want one thing, only ever function in one type of scene? How many Bond villains are called ingenious criminal masterminds and yet they do the most stupid things imaginable, because their narrative has no logic to it? And how many villains can be BOTH funny AND scary? Not many?
Jack Noir is a national fucking treasure.
A boy asks a girl out. It’s high school. It’s awkward. Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary.
I made this a while ago for Jacksepticeye and I don't know if he noticed it or not, but I'm still proud of it!
Thank You Hussie.. Thank You Homestuck..
Finale (Supernatural)
Supernatural: NOOOO! *sobs* WHY THE HELL DID ALL THAT HAPPEN?!
Sherlock: Oh geez something happened.
Doctor Who: It's never this bad.
Supernatural: CAAAAAASSSSSS! *sobs*
REBLOG THIS IF YOU STILL LOVE FANDOMSTUCK
Fandoms by how they’d die in a zombie Apocalypse
In The Flesh: first to go, tried to befriend the zombies
Welcome to Nightvale: second to go, purposefully became zombies
Sherlock: got fed to zombies by other fandoms for being a know it all prick all the time
Doctor Who: caught and eaten by the Hannibal fandom during an argument among themselves
Torchwood: died avenging Doctor Who fandom’s death
Hannibal: mistaken for zombies while eating someone and killed by Supernatural fandom
Marvel: dies being unnecessarily heroic
DC: dies trying to prove they could survive the thing Marvel died doing
Homestuck: sacrificed to hoard as a distraction
Star Wars: killed by Star Trek in the midst of peace negotiations
Star Trek: killed by one of their own, sick of how much everyone hates Voyager
Harry Potter: eaten by zombie after they attempted to defend themselves with a spell
Supernatural: almost survived the whole thing before sacrificing themselves under the belief they’d come back
Walking Dead: survived the whole thing
