*Trade Price Casually Drops Form Sneed’s Shredder*  Get Rekt Nerd. 

Same. 

Why do I keep coming back to Tumblr?

sulu and ben: *are explicitly queer on screen*

me:

Human beings are changing constantly, so really, the oldest person would’ve seen many different generations of humans existing. Really, the oldest computers would be even more amazing, because if they can survive for millennia they could witness entire changes in society.  The Rosetta Stone is also a good example of how humans evolve over the years, as it contains three different ways of writing, all in one location.  Time capsules are also great, as they can keep information stored for who knows how long, keeping many different things about humans at the time of it’s burial. 

Honestly, this post went into a weird direction. What can I say though, I enjoy talking about things that no one cares about, and probably already know. 

If the oldest person on earth is 116 years old, then 117 years ago, there was a completely different set of human beings on earth.

@zoetheawkard What, you think I’d do it? You should probably be more concerned about your Birth Certificate than me. 

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

The Tumblr is attempting to understand the outside world.  This is what the World Wide Web is for.  Here, this should help. 

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

You’ve heard of Grand Theft Auto, now get ready for

stealy wheely automobiley

Biologically Delicious

im art blocking so hard

have half a piece of sushi

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...But then how do you make tea..? 

You're a great cook

I can’t even boil water