can you make a photo-shop thingy using a pickle and whatever else you want?
You should've made it be gas powered.
“Aww, my wood didn’t work…”
Technically, we aren't taking up any more space, just preventing the environment from reusing our remains.
Being buried is kind of selfish. We take up so much room while we’re alive, apparently that’s not enough, we also need a permanent spot when we die.
im art blocking so hard
have half a piece of sushi
pizZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We’re going to sell all of our starting gear and get him as many donkeys as possible
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It should probably go towards the actual shop that has the 10-items-or-less checkout, but good luck getting that law through Congress.
Checking out with more than 10 items in a 10-item-or-less check-out aisle should automatically add a tax to your total that goes directly to charity
moved to @totallynotwaffle | posts on this tumblr do not reflect my views now (as well as this bio? wtf was going on middle school me) | "...so I said, 'Yo, I know you want to do this and all, but you have to understand, he doesn't really have a desireable trait. I know you think he's nice and all, but at the end of the day, he's just as useless as me.' He shot back, 'Well, sometimes the most powerful of traits reside in the most unlikely of people.' and left. I'll never understand his thought prosses. That's all I got."
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